hmmm... Dan Ackroyd

Bruce Willis or Billy Bob Thorton

Demi Moore or Lisa Dern

Good grief........one dead man and the other yucky!

If I have to pick then I would take Dan Ackroyd very very fast lol.

Sean Penn or Charlie Sheen

Kathy Bates or Rosanne Barr

*shudders* Kathy Bates always brings to mind Norman Bates....so I'll stick with Roseanne.....I like big women anyway...just duck tape her mouth.

Tom Jones or Elvis Presley (in his early days)

Melisa Ethridge or Grace Slick

Why do we only get ONE??? I want BOTH!!!! How would that be for my very first 3-some.?????

Andy Williams or Bobby Vinton

Dolly Parton or Twiggy

ewwww.... SS.. I KNOW you are in the OZARKS.. but ewwwww... if I was forced to choose between those two.. I would have to buy batteries... or hook up with Dolly. LOL

Ben Afleck or Matt Damon

J. Lo or Janet Jackson

Matt........


Joseph Fiennes or Benjamin Bratt

Catherine Zeta-Jones or Brooke Shields

Catherine all the way she is hot makes me wanna get a cell phone when I see those commercials.

the Rock or Densil Washington

Cher or Madonna

The ROCK :) Oh YUMMY

Billy Joel or Mick Jagger

Martina McBride or Sarah Evans

Sarah Evans, she just looks like she would be hoppin good in bed

Bob Barker or Chuck Woolery

Carol Burnette or Whoopi Goldberg

I'd have to go with Chuck Woolery, Bob is too old and might have a heart-attack!! :D

Ann Landers or Queen Elizabeth

Pat Sajack or David Letterman

I would have to pick the queen just for the royal thing.

andrew dice clay or george carlin

roseanne or mimi fron the drew carey show

Mimi - for her better sense of humor and equisite fasion sense...

ok

Andrew Dice Cly or George Carlin

Rosanne or Judy Tenudo

George Carlin...although I think ADC would be a better lay....bet he'd be a haaaaaaaard fuck, but he annoys me so much I wouldn't be able to enjoy it.


Jasmine or Belle

Quasimoto or "The Beast"

(all from the Disney cartoons)

OHHH that Jasmine! What a saucy harem girl she would be!

Belle or Ariel

Quazimoto or the Beast