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Unfortunately the lube made it so slick that she put it into her pussy and it shot out kill the salesman and wounding the giant.
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Fortunately, one of the people standing around was a mortician, and he went right to work.
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Unfortunately the mortician hit some of the lube and fell face first into the lady's lubed crotch. Embedding him into her.
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Fortunately, while he was embedded nose-first, he was a mouth breather.
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Unfortunately, he inhaled the lube while trying to breathe.
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Fortunately, he had to sneeze.
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Unfortunately when inhaling to sneeze he sucked up a big glob of lube.
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Fortunately, he was his town's spit champion, and got rid of that lube quickly.
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Fortunately it was discharged when he did sneeze.
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Unfortunately, a little girl saw the whole thing and went screaming to her mommy.
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Fortunately mommy came to see about the trouble and gave the guy mouth to mouth while the lady with the lube rode to her heart's content.
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Unfortunately, "Joe Millionaire" was just coming on and so everything came to a halt and they didn't get to finish what they were doing.
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Fortunately, everyone had listened to the radio dj's who told the ending and did'nt care to watch the show.
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Unfortunately, the radio DJ had an interview planned with Joe Millionaire, and all the people really *were* interested in listening to it.
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Fortunately, a sudden power outage caused the radio statio to go off the air.
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Unfortunately, a local farmer happened to have one of those hand-crank ones in his barn for such an emergency.
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Fortunately, he couldn't find the crank handle.
(Is someone putting all this together in a book form. We could make millions ... well ... 4 or 5 dollars anyway :D ) |
Unfortunately, the same person compiling all of these Fortunately~Unfortunately story snipets also had a transcript of the radio interview. :D
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Fortunately, the desire to preserve the story for posterity outweighed the desire to have the radio interview come out sounding sensible. :)
( Notice how we make all these subtle ??? changes in story direction. :D ) |
Unfortunately, someone stole the transcript from the author's hands. :D
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Fortunately, the person who stole the transcript was a member of pixies, and brought it back to be published.
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Unfortunately they registered as unregistered and no one read it.
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Fortunately, Lilith, who is all-knowing, realized the problem and posted it appropriately.
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Unfortunately the site went down.....
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Fortunately for us Kim was right on it and had Pixies up and going so all us pervs here at Pixies could read to our hearts content.
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Unfortunately, a direct hit by a meteor took out the server.
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Fortunately, after that happened, the people didn't care about the "Joe Millionaire" transcript *or* the "Fortunately~Unfortunately~ story that was supposed to be published by Pixie's.
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LMAO IAK.
Unfortuately, that means somebody needs to go back and figure out where we were at. :D :D |
Fortunately, at that moment, the traveling sex show happened to stop back by the town on their way to Hell, Michigan, which at that moment, was frozen over. :D
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Unfortunately, nobody had the money for admission.
( So does that mean that Hell was frozen over? ;) ) |
Fortunately it was free admissions day at the sex show and heat heat produced warmed the area .
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Unfortunately, the people involved forgot how cold it was outside because it was so warm inside, and when they walked out of the building naked, their nipples and other private parts froze.
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Fortunately they turned around and went back inside and had all effected parts warmed with lips, hands,pussies and other parts.
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Unfortunately, at that moment, the lights went out.
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Fortunately, the people present took the opportunity to start a huge grope-fest, complete with gelatine.
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Unfortunately, it was lime-flavored gelatine.
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Fortunately, lime turned out to be the most popular flavor among those present.
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Unfortunately, the water used to make it had been imported from Mexico, because it was cheaper than home-grown water.
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Fortunately it had the little worm in the bottom and everyone got drunk and didn't care what flavor the gelatin was. As long as it was rubbed all over everyone.
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Unfortunately, when it was rubbed all over, many people got a very itchy rash.
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