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kleclere 02-16-2003 01:21 PM

Unfortunately the lube made it so slick that she put it into her pussy and it shot out kill the salesman and wounding the giant.

IAKaraokeGirl 02-16-2003 03:22 PM

Fortunately, one of the people standing around was a mortician, and he went right to work.

kleclere 02-16-2003 03:25 PM

Unfortunately the mortician hit some of the lube and fell face first into the lady's lubed crotch. Embedding him into her.

IAKaraokeGirl 02-16-2003 06:14 PM

Fortunately, while he was embedded nose-first, he was a mouth breather.

gekkogecko 02-16-2003 08:28 PM

Unfortunately, he inhaled the lube while trying to breathe.

dicksbro 02-17-2003 06:19 PM

Fortunately, he had to sneeze.

horseman12 02-18-2003 07:53 AM

Unfortunately when inhaling to sneeze he sucked up a big glob of lube.

IAKaraokeGirl 02-18-2003 08:00 AM

Fortunately, he was his town's spit champion, and got rid of that lube quickly.

dicksbro 02-18-2003 08:01 AM

Fortunately it was discharged when he did sneeze.

IAKaraokeGirl 02-18-2003 01:10 PM

Unfortunately, a little girl saw the whole thing and went screaming to her mommy.

kleclere 02-18-2003 05:52 PM

Fortunately mommy came to see about the trouble and gave the guy mouth to mouth while the lady with the lube rode to her heart's content.

dicksbro 02-19-2003 06:49 AM

Unfortunately, "Joe Millionaire" was just coming on and so everything came to a halt and they didn't get to finish what they were doing.

horseman12 02-19-2003 09:14 AM

Fortunately, everyone had listened to the radio dj's who told the ending and did'nt care to watch the show.

IAKaraokeGirl 02-19-2003 09:16 AM

Unfortunately, the radio DJ had an interview planned with Joe Millionaire, and all the people really *were* interested in listening to it.

dicksbro 02-19-2003 06:17 PM

Fortunately, a sudden power outage caused the radio statio to go off the air.

IAKaraokeGirl 02-19-2003 06:26 PM

Unfortunately, a local farmer happened to have one of those hand-crank ones in his barn for such an emergency.

dicksbro 02-19-2003 06:40 PM

Fortunately, he couldn't find the crank handle.

(Is someone putting all this together in a book form. We could make millions ... well ... 4 or 5 dollars anyway :D )

IAKaraokeGirl 02-19-2003 08:20 PM

Unfortunately, the same person compiling all of these Fortunately~Unfortunately story snipets also had a transcript of the radio interview. :D

dicksbro 02-19-2003 09:50 PM

Fortunately, the desire to preserve the story for posterity outweighed the desire to have the radio interview come out sounding sensible. :)

( Notice how we make all these subtle ??? changes in story direction. :D )

IAKaraokeGirl 02-19-2003 10:04 PM

Unfortunately, someone stole the transcript from the author's hands. :D

horseman12 02-20-2003 10:12 AM

Fortunately, the person who stole the transcript was a member of pixies, and brought it back to be published.

kleclere 02-20-2003 07:46 PM

Unfortunately they registered as unregistered and no one read it.

IAKaraokeGirl 02-20-2003 07:50 PM

Fortunately, Lilith, who is all-knowing, realized the problem and posted it appropriately.

BIBI 02-20-2003 07:54 PM

Unfortunately the site went down.....

kleclere 02-20-2003 08:02 PM

Fortunately for us Kim was right on it and had Pixies up and going so all us pervs here at Pixies could read to our hearts content.

dicksbro 02-21-2003 06:28 AM

Unfortunately, a direct hit by a meteor took out the server.

IAKaraokeGirl 02-21-2003 07:09 PM

Fortunately, after that happened, the people didn't care about the "Joe Millionaire" transcript *or* the "Fortunately~Unfortunately~ story that was supposed to be published by Pixie's.

dicksbro 02-21-2003 07:43 PM

LMAO IAK.

Unfortuately, that means somebody needs to go back and figure out where we were at. :D :D

IAKaraokeGirl 02-21-2003 07:45 PM

Fortunately, at that moment, the traveling sex show happened to stop back by the town on their way to Hell, Michigan, which at that moment, was frozen over. :D

dicksbro 02-23-2003 07:46 AM

Unfortunately, nobody had the money for admission.

( So does that mean that Hell was frozen over? ;) )

kleclere 02-23-2003 01:11 PM

Fortunately it was free admissions day at the sex show and heat heat produced warmed the area .

IAKaraokeGirl 02-23-2003 03:24 PM

Unfortunately, the people involved forgot how cold it was outside because it was so warm inside, and when they walked out of the building naked, their nipples and other private parts froze.

kleclere 02-23-2003 03:35 PM

Fortunately they turned around and went back inside and had all effected parts warmed with lips, hands,pussies and other parts.

IAKaraokeGirl 02-23-2003 03:59 PM

Unfortunately, at that moment, the lights went out.

gekkogecko 02-23-2003 04:24 PM

Fortunately, the people present took the opportunity to start a huge grope-fest, complete with gelatine.

IAKaraokeGirl 02-23-2003 04:27 PM

Unfortunately, it was lime-flavored gelatine.

gekkogecko 02-23-2003 04:33 PM

Fortunately, lime turned out to be the most popular flavor among those present.

IAKaraokeGirl 02-23-2003 04:35 PM

Unfortunately, the water used to make it had been imported from Mexico, because it was cheaper than home-grown water.

kleclere 02-23-2003 04:44 PM

Fortunately it had the little worm in the bottom and everyone got drunk and didn't care what flavor the gelatin was. As long as it was rubbed all over everyone.

dicksbro 02-24-2003 07:22 AM

Unfortunately, when it was rubbed all over, many people got a very itchy rash.


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