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Pixie men are to great sex as...Lance Armstong is to the Tour de France.
A sectional sofa is to a straight-backed dining chair as ... |
A sectional sofa is to a straight-backed dining chair as ... a bed is to a canvas cot.
Pixie women are to great sex as ... |
Pixie women are to great sex as ... Greg Lamond is to the Tour de France.
Wheels are to a bicycle as ... |
Wheels are to a bicycle as ... wings are to a plane.
Sex is to society as ... |
Sex is to society as ... sweets are to food.
A yarn is to the truth as ... |
A yarn is to the truth as ... a thread is to a forum.
Pictures are to memories as ... |
Pictures are to memories as ... books are to learning.
Lubrication is to anal as ... |
Lubrication is to anal as ... motor oil is to a crank shaft.
Calif. is to RI as....... |
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Calif. is to RI as.......a whale is to a minnow. :D Beer is to a Tavern as ... |
Beer is to a Tavern as ... ice cream is to a Dairy Queen.
College starting is to parents as... |
College starting is to parents as...get out of jail free card is to a monopoly player.
Tie is to Suit as ... |
Tie is to Suit as ... thong is to skirt.
Lipstick is to mirror as... |
Lipstick is to mirror as...butter is to knife.
Tongue is to hardening nipple as ... |
Tongue is to hardening nipple as ... hand is to cock
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Bargains are to sales as ... |
Bargains are to sales as ... diapers are to .... yeah ... you know. :)
Showers are to cleanliness as ... |
Showers are to cleanliness as ... massages are to relaxation.
Shortstories are to Novels as ... |
Shortstories are to Novels as ...a quickie is to tantric sex.
legs are to walking as... |
legs are to walking as...wheels are to bicycling.
medications are to illness as ... |
Medications are to illness as ... drinks are to thirst.
Paint is to wood as ... |
Paint is to wood as ... clothes are to skin
orgasm is to sex as... |
orgasm is to sex as... gusher is to oil well.
spank is to ass as ... |
Spank is to ass as kiss is to lips.
Men are to cocks as ... |
Men are to cocks as ... Women are to Clits.
Ray Charles is to Music as ... |
Ray Charles is to Music as ... Fanny Crosby* was to writing hymns.
* She was blind and still wrote more than 9,000 in the early 1900's. Her real name was Frances Jane Crosby. Snuggling close is to keeping warm as ... |
Snuggling close is to keeping warm as ... stripping in a blizzard is to getting cold.
Oil is to massage as ... |
Oil is to massage as .. gas is to beans. :)
Dancing is to foreplay as ... |
Dancing is to foreplay as ... kneading is to bread.
Short skirts are to flashing as ... |
Short skirts are to flashing as ... sheer fabrics are to modesty.
Erections are for men as ... |
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satisfaction is to pleasure energy is to power as........ |
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... batteries are to cars. Hope is to happiness as ... |
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curves are to ladies asses. time is to live as..... |
time is to live as.....inches are to cocks.
Spank is to Ass as ... |
Spank is to Ass as ... pinch is to nipple.
Homework is to college as ... |
Homework is to college as ... college is to job.
Fun is to Pixies as ... |
Fun is to Pixies as ... quacking is to ducks.
Lyrics are to songs as ... |
Lyrics are to songs as ... hot dogs are to buns.
Oil is to engines as ... |
...blood is to the human body
Dust is to houses as..... |
... rain is to washed cars. :(
Money is to happiness as ... |
Money is to happiness as ... drugs are to nirvana.
Words are to a Songwriter as ... |
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