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rockintime 07-25-2004 03:49 PM

Pixie men are to great sex as...Lance Armstong is to the Tour de France.



A sectional sofa is to a straight-backed dining chair as ...

dicksbro 07-28-2004 02:57 AM

A sectional sofa is to a straight-backed dining chair as ... a bed is to a canvas cot.

Pixie women are to great sex as ...

rockintime 07-31-2004 07:10 PM

Pixie women are to great sex as ... Greg Lamond is to the Tour de France.



Wheels are to a bicycle as ...

dicksbro 08-01-2004 03:56 AM

Wheels are to a bicycle as ... wings are to a plane.

Sex is to society as ...

rockintime 08-07-2004 04:49 PM

Sex is to society as ... sweets are to food.



A yarn is to the truth as ...

dicksbro 08-08-2004 06:07 AM

A yarn is to the truth as ... a thread is to a forum.

Pictures are to memories as ...

rockintime 08-12-2004 12:30 AM

Pictures are to memories as ... books are to learning.


Lubrication is to anal as ...

Teddy Bear 08-12-2004 08:02 PM

Lubrication is to anal as ... motor oil is to a crank shaft.


Calif. is to RI as.......

rockintime 08-12-2004 08:13 PM

roflmao, teddy :D


Calif. is to RI as.......a whale is to a minnow. :D


Beer is to a Tavern as ...

Teddy Bear 08-12-2004 08:18 PM

Beer is to a Tavern as ... ice cream is to a Dairy Queen.


College starting is to parents as...

rockintime 08-12-2004 10:27 PM

College starting is to parents as...get out of jail free card is to a monopoly player.


Tie is to Suit as ...

osuche 08-12-2004 10:28 PM

Tie is to Suit as ... thong is to skirt.

Lipstick is to mirror as...

rockintime 08-12-2004 10:40 PM

Lipstick is to mirror as...butter is to knife.


Tongue is to hardening nipple as ...

osuche 08-12-2004 11:42 PM

Tongue is to hardening nipple as ... hand is to cock

rockintime 08-16-2004 05:18 PM

OK, here's a starter again:


Bargains are to sales as ...

dicksbro 08-19-2004 04:12 PM

Bargains are to sales as ... diapers are to .... yeah ... you know. :)

Showers are to cleanliness as ...

rockintime 09-10-2004 09:23 PM

Showers are to cleanliness as ... massages are to relaxation.


Shortstories are to Novels as ...

wyndhy 09-12-2004 10:09 PM

Shortstories are to Novels as ...a quickie is to tantric sex.

legs are to walking as...

rockintime 09-19-2004 12:51 AM

legs are to walking as...wheels are to bicycling.


medications are to illness as ...

dicksbro 09-19-2004 06:47 AM

Medications are to illness as ... drinks are to thirst.

Paint is to wood as ...

wyndhy 10-26-2004 07:53 PM

Paint is to wood as ... clothes are to skin

orgasm is to sex as...

rockintime 10-28-2004 08:07 PM

orgasm is to sex as... gusher is to oil well.


spank is to ass as ...

dicksbro 10-29-2004 03:25 AM

Spank is to ass as kiss is to lips.

Men are to cocks as ...

rockintime 10-29-2004 07:35 PM

Men are to cocks as ... Women are to Clits.


Ray Charles is to Music as ...

dicksbro 11-04-2004 02:46 PM

Ray Charles is to Music as ... Fanny Crosby* was to writing hymns.

* She was blind and still wrote more than 9,000 in the early 1900's. Her real name was Frances Jane Crosby.

Snuggling close is to keeping warm as ...

rockintime 03-04-2005 04:49 PM

Snuggling close is to keeping warm as ... stripping in a blizzard is to getting cold.


Oil is to massage as ...

dicksbro 03-05-2005 02:37 PM

Oil is to massage as .. gas is to beans. :)

Dancing is to foreplay as ...

rockintime 03-08-2005 02:20 AM

Dancing is to foreplay as ... kneading is to bread.


Short skirts are to flashing as ...

dicksbro 03-08-2005 03:08 AM

Short skirts are to flashing as ... sheer fabrics are to modesty.

Erections are for men as ...

boilergirl1 03-08-2005 03:17 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by dicksbro
Short skirts are to flashing as ... sheer fabrics are to modesty.

Erections are for men as ...

satisfaction is to pleasure

energy is to power as........

dicksbro 03-08-2005 03:27 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by boilergirl1
satisfaction is to pleasure

energy is to power as........


... batteries are to cars.

Hope is to happiness as ...

boilergirl1 03-08-2005 03:33 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by dicksbro
... batteries are to cars.

Hope is to happiness as ...

curves are to ladies asses.

time is to live as.....

rockintime 03-08-2005 02:27 PM

time is to live as.....inches are to cocks.


Spank is to Ass as ...

rockintime 04-09-2005 05:38 PM

Spank is to Ass as ... pinch is to nipple.


Homework is to college as ...

dicksbro 04-09-2005 05:50 PM

Homework is to college as ... college is to job.

Fun is to Pixies as ...

rockintime 04-10-2005 11:00 PM

Fun is to Pixies as ... quacking is to ducks.


Lyrics are to songs as ...

dicksbro 04-11-2005 02:09 AM

Lyrics are to songs as ... hot dogs are to buns.

Oil is to engines as ...

osuche 04-17-2005 10:37 AM

...blood is to the human body


Dust is to houses as.....

dicksbro 04-17-2005 12:10 PM

... rain is to washed cars. :(

Money is to happiness as ...

rockintime 06-10-2005 06:10 PM

Money is to happiness as ... drugs are to nirvana.


Words are to a Songwriter as ...


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