What type of serial port are you talking about?

(Some girls I know have a "serial" port...which they use during group sex)

Isn't that wonderful?

I am not sure, could you explain it further?

Wouldn't that take awhile?

Why, Do you have anything better to do today?

I don't, do you?

Doesn't Kellogs make Universal Cereal Ports?

Or is that Post or General Mills?

Would that be where one plugs in their digital spoon?

And do they use virtual milk?

Where can you buy virtual milk?

Wouldn't you check the empty shelves at your grocery store?

Wouldn't it be the "virtual" grocery store?

Where's that?

Can you pick me up some more wine while you are there?