Hmmm.. would 'No' be Not guilty or Guilty?

Have you ever just had sex once with someone?

Not guilty. I tend to be the type of person who likes coming back for seconds...and thirds. I think the shortest was 5 seperate occasions.


Have you ever had sex with someone and not known their name?

Not Guilty. There are some I did not know their last name... but always at least had a first name.

You?

Dammit...no. Not guilty. But it is a fantasy of mine. LMAO. "Faceless Businessman in a Bowler Hat" ~~ and nothing else. ;)

Have you ever sat across a table from someone and wondered what it would feel like if you kissed them?

Abso-fucking-lutely... er... Guilty ;)

Have you ever kissed someone that was not expecting it?

Why yes, I have. Guilty. SOmetimes I think I should do it more often. You can tell a lot about someone from a kiss.


Have you ever kissed someone and known instantly that they'd be *fun* in bed?

Guilty

Have you ever decided NOT to sleep with someone based on their kissing?

VERY guilty. I'm a choosy kisser. :)

Have you ever still had sex with a bad kisser...but avoided kissing them during sex??

Guilty for the most part... the main reason I avoided kissing was they had smoked a cigarette right before hand. :( Still had a good time. ;)

You?

Note: this also works with people who have bad breath.

Guilty. And didn't mind when the technique was returned...I'd just eaten Mexican with lots of onions. :D Sometimes it's a bit kinky to have sex without kissing. Made me feel a bit like Pretty Woman.

Ever enticed someone into "shower sex" when they needed a bit of freshening up? :p

Guilty :D

Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a day, but at different times.

VERY guilty. And I think the top tally was 3. DOn't ask.

You?

Nope. Just one.

Have you ever had (male) or seen (female) a guy with an erection at a swimming pool?

Uhm... Guilty

Have you had different partners without the different partners knowing... in the same day?

Guilty in the case of masturbation. :)

Have you ever done something that caused you to expose yourself in public?

Guilty in the case of masturbation. lmao


Have you ever swam nude in the ocean?

Would a lake count?

(Notice, WI, how great minds thought alike on masturbation ... :D )

Have you ever had a glass of wine with another couple while nude?

Not guilty. Mr. Osuche tries to cover my up when I walk around the house nude.


Have you ever had an illicit thought about another Pixie?

Not gui.....oh who the hell am I kidding? LMAO

Terribly guilty.


Have you?

Who me? Never! No way! Innocent as all get out!



You?

Hell yes. A couple of them have even posted on this thread.


Have you ever worked out harder when you knew someone attractive was watching you at the gym?

A long time ago. Now I just do what I have to do.

Have you ever flirted with anyone at the grocery store?

Yep. I've even offered to cook him dinner. ;) He didn't accept. :(

Have you?

Guilty, but it was innocent flirtation.

Have you ever taken a cooking class?

Not guilty...unless my mother-in-law teaching me to cook Indian food counts.


Would you ever teach a cooking class?

Not guilty... cause even if I did, no one would show up.

Have you ever decided, 'Today is the day I start something new', and stuck to it?

Man, I dont think I have :( What a looser :hair:

Have you ever traveled out of your way to find a place to park for some private time?

Yes, I have. Several times. And the most recent one was getting married.

You?

Guilty.

Have you ever masturbated on the freeway during rush hour traffic?

Ummm....guilty. But it was all his fault. He got me worked up on the phone


Have you ever had a fantasy about having oral sex with someone....nothing more, nothing less. :hot:

Guilty

Has such a fantasy ever been about a member of the same sex?

Um....Yeah. Of course. ;) :D

You?

Yep. Very guilty. :rolleyes:

Ever call in sick to work after a wild night on the town?

Nope.

Ever called in sick, then wished you'd gone in anyway?

Neeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr rrrrrrrr

Ever called in sick and wished youd called in sick for longer

Oh, yes...but since I have this new job, calling in sick is more difficult. There's only two of us in the office.

Ever resolved to do something...and have your resolve break within a day or two?

Yeah resolved to stop acting silly
blew it in no time


ever had a present that you didnt want and then gave it back as a present to the person that gave it to you

Not guilty, but been tempted....

Have you ever wanted to just leave it all and go to a deserted island?

Oh yes

have you ever wanted to punch your boss

Oh yessssssss. but now I am my own boss so have to be careful!

Have you ever been eating dinner with someone and then had sex before the meal was finished?