He doesn't make my body tingle with anticipation.

The pixie ladies do nothing for me.

I feel wide awake.

Last night was the worst night of my life.

I sure got done with a lot today.

I so don't want to go get my hair done tomorrow.

I'm not tired this afternoon.

I can stuff 22 marshmallows in my mouth at the same time.

^^^^ :yikes:

I can only do one chocolate covered cherry.

I can tie a bow out of a cherry stem....in my mouth!

I never get excited thinking about Pixie ladies.

No Pixie lady ever gets excited thinking about you either.

I never think about sex.

I always oversleep

i hate the fact that after 2 years i have got satelite and a conection speed of 100mbps compared to dial up of 46.9 kbps

I wish broadband was slower.

I miss black and white TVs

I'll probably sleep late tomorrow.

My hips are not hurting me today

I didn't laugh tonight when a co-worker made fun of the Leafs last win being shown on B&W TV.

My wife and I aren't going to be in Peoria at 5:30AM helping prepare a breakfast for people on a retreat.

I don't miss the loss of my youth.

I don't mind seeing the games looking a bit lonesome.

I enjoy the chaos of the workplace.

I sure like painting trim.

I sure don't like my new earrings my Joe bought got me today.

I'm SOOO glad my word processing laptop crapped out tonight

I saw Elvis in a WalMart Parking Lot.

I'm glad I still have two windows to paint

Meetings bring joy and satisfaction to all participants.

I'm really getting excited by the prospect of cold weather.

I need to get fewer miles to the gallon.

I keep my desk spotless.

I'm the most right-wing person I know.

I believe that ^^^^. :D

I plan to quit studying and just do the enie meanie minie moe approach to test taking.

I don't have anything to do this weekend.

I wish the work week was longer.

I have had the worst day!!