Not Guilty



Ever made your own clothes?

Guilty.

Ever have someone make you something you hated, but you wore anyway so as to not hurt their feelings?

Gulity (my gran made me a brighy yellow tank top)

Have you ever been in an erotic chat room ???????????

Not Guilty - but some of the threads here can get steamy...


Have you ever left most of the housework to your SO?

Guilty...depends on how hard a day I have

Ever cybered with a pixies member?

yes I have :banner: :hot:

Have you?

OOOOOOOOOOOOH yes.........

did you like it?

Yes I like it when the person acts interested in me....not just to "help someone out"

I am going out tonight.

Guilty

might even drink a little..

guilty, I may drink a little... not guity to going out.

I plan on doing the horizontal bop tonight

Guilty....more than once maybe...

Have you ever had a 3-way?

so damn innocent


Have you ever had to wash cum out of your hair?

Innocent. :slurp:


Have you ever returned to work with cum breath?

Not guilty (best as I can remember :))

Have you ever viewed a porn site from work?

PIXIES ISN'T PORN IS IT????



Have you ever driven to a quiet place during lunch hour to masterbate?

Not guilty.

Have you ever stood naked at a window?

guilty

have you ever gone naked to pick up your morning paper on your driveway?

Not guilty.



Have you ever called in sick then wished you hadn't?

Not guilty, I never call in sick.... I'm sick that way.

Have you ever sent the SO on an errand so you could takes pics privately?

Not guilty


Have you ever gone on a blind date and pretended to be someone you're not?

I've been on one blind date...and it was all I could do to pretend not to be a jackass.


Have you ever pleasured yourself in the car because you just couldn't wait any longer?

<blushes> Yes


Have you ever pleasured yourself in your office cause you just couldn't wait to get home?

Guilty...but only a few dozen times. ha ha


Have you ever wafted your fingers under your s/o's nose after pleasuring yourself without him knowing about it?

Guilty....although he's got a terrible sense of smell, so I typically have to shove them in his mouth to get him to notice. ;)

Have you ever masturbated in front of your spouse, to see how they'd react?

I like the idea of it, but it doesn't usually have the desired affect.


Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Guilty. Once. And it didn't produce the desired reaction either. ;)

Have you ever skipped a day of work to have sex ALL day?

Not guilty...but I have left early. ;)

Have you ever told your s/o exactly what you plan on doing to them later?

Guilty.



Did events play out as planned?

Guilty. He loves it when I take control. :D

Have you ever been frustrated with a partner who needed more "romance" than you did?

Guilty



Have you ever got the task done only to discover that what you did wasn't what was wanted?

Guilty, Guilty, Guilty

Have you ever skipped romance and a lot of foreplay , just to have sex?

LMAO. Yes, although he only admitted it later. ;)


Have you ever yried to push someone's sexual boundaries and been shot down?

The last guilty I posted was for Ouche..LOL

Guilty. shot down might not be the word, we just ended up doing what we always did - which was enjoyable.

have you even been a match maker?

Oh, God, guilty as sin! And every time I do it I swear I'll never do it again.


Have you ever talked to someone for a friend...and ended up being with them yourself?

Not Guilty.


Have you ever been embarrassed by getting more praise than you should for something you did?

Guilty


Have you ever flirted with someone you knew was off limits?

guilty.

have you ever sat in a meeting and wondered if that person is a moaner, screamer, or a quiet mouse?