Well, I've had sex on the boss' floor...does that count? I've also had sex with the manager of a college bookstore on HIS desk...maybe that's closer. :D

I've never run in a marathon.

Me either

I've never written a novel

me neither

I've never been to the moon

me neither,

I have never been south of the equator....

I have!


I've never cum more than twice in one sexual encounter.

I have

I've never had same sex, sex

Right.

I have never wanted to.

Neither have I.

I have never had a one night stand.

Me either

I've never wanted to have a one night stand

neither have I

I've never used a strap-on

me neither

I have never used a dildo during sex

I have

I've never had a FMF threesome

I haven't either.

I've never had a ride on a bullet train.

I haven't either, but I own a Concord. Chyrsler Concord that is.

I've never owned a Porsche.