The bad news is Florida is REALLY a big state!!!!

the good news is i will bribe the driver ...uhm pilot... to slow down over your house... i'm gonna jump!!

the bad news is you cant see me laughing right now

the good news is that i'm just happy that your laughing (you don't realise how heavy i will be when iland on you do you?)

The bad news is that she didn't give you the address and you'll most likely end up falling into the Everglades and some big crock is gonna meet you with a great big smile on it's face

The good news is for the crock lovers.

The bad news is that the croc is an endangered species.

The good news is that there are no crocs in my neck of the woods

The bad news is there might be grizzlies.

The good news is that, if you fall out of an airplane in front of a grizzlie bear, um ... well ... uh ... let me get back to you about that.

The bad news really is when the grizzly hasn't eaten for a while.

The good news is that most bears are hibernating right now

The bad news is they sometimes wake up during the winter.

The good news is that there are enough goofballs in the world that own a gun and can't stay out of the woods to keep us all safe around here

The bad news is Mt. Ranier might explode, too!

The good news is that my children return to school this weekend.

The bad news is that means they won't be home to "help you." :)

The good news is that there is always the weekend for them to "help out"

The bad news is they often find other things going on that they want to do.

The good news is that my cold seems to be going away.

The bad news is that the cold usually finds it's way back eventually no matter how far you run from it

The good news is that Vicks, cough drops and Tylenol are usually available to help control the symptoms.

The bad news is that I was optimistic.

The good news is that being optimistic is always better than being pessimistic

The bad news is when the optimism is unfounded.

The good news is that the sun is shining here today after 3 weeks of solid rain

Tha bad news is that the weather can change quickly.

The good news is if the change is needed.

The bad news is that the Christmas Season is over for another year.

The good news is that the sweetest holiday of the year is just around the corner and we will all wonder who will be our Valentine

The bad news is that it will be such a long wait.

The good news is that time goes by quickly and we're only a bit over a month away.

The bad news is the amount of rain we've gotten the past 3 weeks

The good news is I don't mind being wet. :D

The bad news is you won't be wet long....after I tongue dry ya.

The good news is seeing Galatea join us! Hi, Galatea!!

The bad news is the weather today.

The good news is I'm enjoying playing here again. :)

The bad news is I'm not playin' with you.

The good news is we could possibly remedy that situation. ;)