Head of the Class is a title some aspire to.

To excel in crossword puzzles, one needs a large vocabulary.

Vocabulary lessons used to be boring.

Boring subjects should be avoided.

Avoided chores can lead to doing more

More can sometimes be good, like when feasting on a bucket of chicken. :)

Chicken soup for the soul

Soul Music was popular a few years ago.

"Ago" is a word usually used to signify that something happened in the past.

Past events are often forgotten.

Forgotten how to play this game have you

You and you alone.

Alone is one of my least favorite ways to pass time.

Time is precious.

Precious memories is a great song

Song titles are important when you want to listen to music.

Music soothes the savage breast

Breast fondling is one of life's simple pleasures.

Pleasures should be repeated.

Repeated sexual encounters with the same person MAY lead to love.

Love is a many splendored thing.

Thing was a hand in a box on the Addams Family

Family is a great thing to have around when times get rough.

Rough sex can be very stimulating.

Stimulating forces will make my cock hard

Hard and steady thrusting usuallly results in explosive pleasure.

Pleasure is something we all seek.

Seek shelter if storms get too violent.

Violent people are to be avoided when possible.

Possible results are being evaluated now.

Now that I've learned how to play the games, I think I would play here all the time if I could.

Could be fun to have a cross-country road trip to see a lot of Pixie ladies.

Ladies and gentlemen step right up to get your tickets

Tickets are easily available from your local law enforcement team. :)

Team members will be selling tickets at a sex shop near you.

You need me to sell afew

Few people would take up such a challenge.

Challenge us, however, and we may just surprise you.

You never know what will happen at a site like this.

This is my favorite site on the internet.