Should we have Pita lay across my lap today for her birthday spanks?
:wtp:

Wasn't that cheating, cause he asked two questions?

How could that be cheating when he is so sweet?

Have you tasted him lately to see if he really is sweet?

Do you think he would object to a little lick and nibble?

Don't you think I'd just love that?

Who are we to judge?

Can we get back to licking and nibbling stuff?

How about tickling instead?

Are we all in agreement yet?

Bibi... can I check out all your green finery?

And if she agrees...?

Would you like to do that now?

Why wait?

Are you in a hurry?

Would it be a problem if we were?

Who's in a hurry to go slow?

Was that slow enough?

Why not ask her?

I did ask her.
she said to ask you.

Were either of those questions?

Should we double check?

Whose pants are you checking?

Should we call checking pants ... panting?

Isn't 'panting' reserved for those who don't sweat?

If it's a panting woman do we call her a sweater?

Would you rather call her late for dinner?

Is it dinner time already?

Didn't you know that time is an illusion?

Any answers yet?

None here ... how about you gecko? Any answers?

What is the ultimate question?

Isn't it the one from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy ... "The life, the universe and everything?"

Is your name Dentarthurdent?

Did you know that Dentarthurdent is Tnedruhtratned spelled backwards?

Is it true you need to work on that whole palindrome thing?

What made you ask that?

What's the point of asking questions?

To get answers?

What would you like the answers to be?