(Come see me...wait--I don't have a yard right now!)

hug would be nice.

Big Hug for (((IAKaraokeGirl)))

A girlfriend wouldn't be bad

For the damn rain to stop so we can fire up the grill. Not going to be happy if I have to cook. :rolleyes:

orgasm

Someone to nurse me back to health

a volunteer

Someone to do my work for me...

Pain medication.

a good kick in the ass to get myself back up to speed.

<--- gives ^^^ a good pric.....oops, never mind. :D

Right this moment, I need a backrub.

oh nice pric there sir thanks! that should do the job

I need to get to work BLAH

prick or price?!?


I need a :3:

A beefcake named Sven to cuddle me, massage me, and fix me breakfast :D

a big sheet to cover my keyboard when im finishing on cam with a girl!! :(

Sheesh there are horny people on this thing today.


I just need a snack. :)