Why is there so much attention paid to her?

Are you jealous of the attention she receives?

Why would he be?

Can he tile a swimming pool with snipped up credit cards?

Is that a requirement?

Do you think she could use license plates instead? :D

Will she make a remake of the classic horror flick "Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things"?

(terrible movie made in the 70s I think, that I saw a long time ago and gave me nightmares and I can't help but think of it whenever I hear about Martha Stewart ever since her ad with her nephew and.... um... too much information??)

Would the time she spends on making the film count towards her community service?

Or sing that ol' country hit, "I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lying on my Back, Crying Over You?"

Is there a tear in YOUR beer?

Perhaps a remake of "You can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out
by Randy Scruggs?

Does Scruggs, rhyme with rugs?

Do you like rugs, Lovediva?

Do rugs like Lovediva?

Where'd ya get those rugburns Lovediva? :D

Don't you know that rugburns are a sign that you had great sex??????:D :D

what if you had great sex without the rug?

Wouldn't you then have "wood burns"?

Only when one would use a wooden dildo right?

Did that make anyone else cringe?

OUCH! Why didn't you polish that first? How do you expect me to get the slivers out??

Need a hand?

Are you gentle?

Why do you ask?

Aren't you supposed to be a gentle german?

Is this a question from a sweet Canadian????

which way did they go??

Not sure..am I sweet?

Have I ever tasted?

Didn´t I ever mention?

Mention what?

Haven't you been paying attention?

MOI????

You don't think I'm picking on you, do you? ha ha

Are you picking on Lovediva?

Would you believe it was actually the other way around?

Would you believe a guy who can't zip up his pants?????

Who cant zip up their pants?

You want to help me with my pants?

Do you think the gals would do that for us?