It sounds terrible osuche but try a tablespoon of honey chased by another tablespoon of black pepper. It will feel like you are eating dirt but it works.

And here you probably thought I was going to go a whole other direction with my reply huh? ;)

I thought you'd offer to scratch it with your penisicle.

Oh yeah, that would've gone over well. :rofl:

you never know til you try it :p

A really good massage would really hit the spot.

sunburnt woman bouncing up & down on my penis. :hot:

A bed. Or a couch. The front seat of my car. Anywhere I can take a nap.

Ditto for me!

Mayhaps we could share... ;)

a foot rub and to be made to cum over and over til I beg to stop

Different bandage to put over where I cut my finger for baseball practice tonight. I realized earlier that the only ones I have that will work are Batman Band Aids. :D

have Batting Pratice then you band aid will be fitting.

A bed that doesnt kill my back

Swift kick in the rear

pssssssssst.....you spelled "dick" wrong. :p

a nice long massage with no strings attached

I've never had a massage with strings! Sounds kinky! :hot:

haha.. WI....
All kidding aside... I'll do that massage for a nice deep shoulder/neck massage Eastern!

hmmm sounds wonderfull. WI you kinky thing you

Right now this moment i need a job!

Are you a massage therapist?

nope sorry more like an administrative person.. :loveshowe

EXCELLENT!!

Right this moment, I need to be administered to! :bj:

:loveshowe

:licker:

I need a man who will say yes

I'm game......... "Yes."

No, what's the question? :confused:


Uh oh, what did I just get myself into? :yikes:

I could really use something to eat. Grabbed a candy bar this morning when I left Peoria and haven't had anything to eat since.

Car Fairy I'm thinking.

Not sure if my old girl is gonna come out of the shop or not. I was gonna take her in to have the belt checked from Sunday but she had been making some other weird sounds and for a lack of a better word, vibrations. Thought I could go into work for awhile this AM before my appointment with the shop this afternoon but with the new sounds getting louder I made a beeline for the repair shop. So the guy gives me a ride home in my car so they can get a feel of what might be wrong and just before we get to our cross street the wheel starts pulling hard and we pull over to the side. Guy calls back to his boss and he sends a tow truck for us. They dropped me off at my corner by the house and now I sit and wait for the news. The guy was saying it could be the hub or tierod or something else I can't remember but he was concerned with the way the steering wheel was moving. I knew my car was getting too old but was hoping to make it thru winter and use my next tax check to find another. Maybe I'll have some good luck and she can be fixed and back on the road for a bit.

........ a really great piece of advice.

A good luck wish for ^^^^ to come true! We're thinking of ya' Soda!

..a neck massage.

BEER!!! I know that will quench my thirst. :)

Oooh, now you're talkin'! :cheers:

...good night's rest. Just got back from a day trip to DC and I am beat.

I'll have what he ^^ is having.

I'll do you if you do me, Coaster!

You know, that does sound really good right now. How about a threesome? :3way:


Um..... for the massage I mean. :nod:

Unless............ :p

mudslide :D

Was gonna say a couple of Tylenol for my headache but I like the way Lil thinks, I think I could use a couple of those too. :D

mmmm mudslide, I think I need a liquor store run!

A Demon Bitch Goddess to rock my world. :D