Internet surfing is a great way to pass a LOT of time!

Time for a break from all this posting, don't you think?

Think I'll go back to work.

Work is the curse of the drinking class, or so I'm told.

Told I was the drinking class once

Once upon a time, there was a man named IowaMan who loved baseball.

Baseball is a lot like golf ... except the club is a bat and the hole is a glove and the hole or glove runs to the ball while it's still in the air. :spin:

:)

Air is for blowing up basketballs, footballs, and breathing.

Breathing deeply, she then exclaimed "Wow what an orgasm"!

Orgasm is a wonderful name for my most favorite bodily function!

Function keys are those at the top of the keyboard with the F1 through F12 labels.

Labels should be applied with care.

Care for your body and it will take care of you.

You ladies are especially good at helping us guys to do that.

That's just ONE of the things we ladies like doing for the men we love!

Love is a many splendid thing so the song goes

Goes a long way to making the world go around also.

Also starring Crystal Prick as the glass dildo

Dildo is a Girl's Best Friend!

Friend or foe, everyone knows where dildos go! :D

Go get yours and take a picture

Picture many dildos in use. :)

Use your imagination to what that picture might look like.

Like it? I LOVE it!

It is a hard word to start a sentence with.

With no place else to go ... I went home.

Home home on the range, where the deer and the pixie pervs play.

Play Doctor anyone?

Anyone seen my erector set?

Set up the balls and I'll beat you at a game of billiards.

Billiards is a game played on rectangular cloth-covered table with cushioned edges.

Edges over to the casting couch.

Couch, sofa and davenport are all words used to describe a single piece of living room furniture.

Furniture is a good thing to have if you don't want your date to run off when you take her home

Home is a great place to be when you need to get some rest.

Rest refreshes.

Refreshes AND stimulates!

Stimulates me, that's for sure.

Sure solutions can be hard to find.

Find them, though, and you're set for success.