you rang?

Yes, yes I did. :nod:

Maybe you'd like to wear the strapon since my wife doesn't seem interested in doing it... ;)

ummmmm. I don't know what the dealio is but I am just not into the idea of wearing one either. I guess I have some sort of hang up but I am not craving wearing a strap on. I know... boo hisssssssssssssssss :p

Well, could you at least provide a real cock and make sure it ends up in my ass?

:corn:

(n) evening with two men, two who posses the real thing.

And I am all (mentally) ready...

:3way:

But I do like, and more to the point, appreciate strap ons.

But I haven't used one on a male... but the night is young.

I could probably arrange that! :ewe: :D

I bet you could... ;)

WW ~ Sounds like you are in for quite an evening! I'm jealous. :D

dumpster directly outside my door.

piece of cheesecake.

Fart walk Hey you asked

a stiff drink

A new body, a new job....and maybe a week off :D

Don't want much, do I?

Little toy parakeet for my kitty to play with. :p

Replacement color ink cartridge for my printer.

I'm sure a number of Pixies would let you borrow theirs, which could be a fine job.

a pillow i can beat up..

1.. people at job had bbq and i wasn't invited as i am new
2. then they acted stupid like they didn't know about party..

lets just say i let them know i wasn't stupid

Right this moment I need a man that knows how to rub me the right way.

I need to be licked from head to toe

Was going to say I need something to make me stop coughing but now I believe I need a tongue that will reach from here to the west coast. :p

To take her from behind right now.. grab a handful of hair with one and grab her by the hips with the other and just have my way with her.

P.S. I woke up on the horny side of the bed today, but had to get up and out before we could make anything of it.

something to help IowaMan stop coughing...a nice nap, and a full body massage

sudafed

A full body massage does sound exquisite osuche.............

A new batch of address labels.

miracle

To get up and go see what Big Brother are doing.

A leg/foot massage..need it really bad too.

mulligan

Another neck and shoulder massage

A massage and chocolate icecream. =)

Do-over on this day!

A big time boost of energy.

New body

......... a new pair of glasses

A royal fucking

Mine doesn't even have to be royal. Pricely will do. :D

Someone willing to help me with my "scepter." :p

lawn mower fixed.

ice cold beer or 10. :cheers: