Guilty ... although it's been a very long time ...

Have you?

Guilty

Have you ever masturbated while talking to someone on the phone?
And were they aware of it?

Guilty and guiltier! (I think he enjoyed it too, didn't you babycakes?)


Have you?

Boy, you sure do know how to make guy blush!


Have you ever wrestled someone for the last piece of banana bread?

No, but I'd wrestle you for it. Clothing optional. ;)

Have you ever asked someone to water your plants while away?

Guilty... but we have someone feed the cats and the bunnies. So they don't eat the plants. lmao


Would you offer to help someone find their car in a large parking lot.

Only if it was the middle of the day. :)

Have you ever taken a self-defense class?

Not guilty.

Have you ever taken dance lessons?

Yep, but not for long. I'd love to learn how to dance "properly."

Ever done something you were immediately sorry for in front of your children?

not guilty - no kids....but I did when I was a camp counsellor - does that count?


ever done one thing after saying you were going to do another?

Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, but I hate it

Do you hate being late for an appt, a party or to just meet someone?

guilty - big time....I like being on time....

have you ever lied to save face?

You are picking on all my faults...Guilty

Have you ever not showed up for a party cause you know a certain person would be there?

guilty

ever skip an important function just cause?

oh really guilty...

Have you ever had oral sex in a car while it was moving, either as the giver or the givee?

not guilty - but yes while parked

ever masturbated while driving?

guilty...but not to orgasm...

Have you ever left a wet spot on the upholstery of a car?

yep - after that orgasm :D

you?

Guilty..but not from masturbation, from sex...

Have you ever had sex in a car when someone walked by?

not that I know of - well at least they didn't knock on the Window.....

have you?

Yes...it was pretty exciting...

Have you ever seen someone having sex and they didn't know you could see?

yes....

do you consider yourself a voyeur?

Not Guilty...but if I see it , won't turn away ...

Do you?

same as you.... I don't go out of the way to do it

do you consider yourself an exhibitionist?

Not guilty...well partly...well wtf, Guilty...

Do you have fantasies about having sex with other pixies?

I have thought about it - yes

have you ever emailed nude pics of yourself to other pixies?

Guilty

Have you?

I'm guilty of that too...

Have you ever combined the viewing of a Pixie pic with a sordid fantasy?

Innocent :halo:


Have you ever taken sexy couples pictures?

wanted to but SO didn't - so no

you?

We have ... but not for some time.

Have you ever run out of gasoline while driving somewhere?

knock on wood not guilty

have you?

Guilty..and it was one of those fuel pumps inside the gas tank and it fried too. Hubby was some pissed off!!!! How the fuck was I supposed to know about those things?

Have you ever said FUCK!!!!!!!!! and it felt good?

Oh, YES!!! And it felt real good! :D


I have had sex on a hood or a car

Not guilty but wanted to...it just about happened...

Have you ever wanted to have sex, and because it was a weird setting IE movie theatre..decided not to...and then masturbated each other instead?

Not guilty


Have you ever woken up and then gone back to bed?

Guilty all the time. :)

Do you ever wake up and not get out of bed for hours?

Not guilty ... with extremely rare exceptions. If I lay too long, I'm miserable later. :(

Do you ever decorate your house/property for Christmas?