Damn how a nice dark beer sounds tasty! :slurp:

Dark beer and a handsome man to go with it

How about cheap beer and someone that looks like Ichabod Crane? :wish:

Senorita with a couple Margaritas!

A couple senoritas with a couple Margaritas!

Not a fan of margaritas, could I have a gin & tonic?

You guys enjoy the pool, I'll go inside and make one for myself.

<--- Cheap date


Big lunch to magically appear at my desk :D

Oh never mind......... I thought you said big something else. :rofl:

Please be quiet...Mrs. WI is sleeping on the couch.



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Right this moment, I need her to run her hand across my tummy. :hot:

I think we'll be okay as long as she's not sleeping on the bottle of Tanqueray. :D


That is the gin for sin you know. :p

about a day in a hot tub.....maybe with a companion ;)

To sit in a hot bath of bubbles whilst getting a head massage.......*sigh*

A soak in a hot bath would be great but I think I'll just go with a big cup of hot chocolate. Was just outside throwing together a mini shelter for the stray kitty that seems to like it here so hopefully he can get out of the snow and ice when it hits. He won't let me pet him and he won't come inside so this is about as good as I can do for him right now.

Awwww^^^^^^!!!!

That was nice of you. We had a stray (I think someone's cat got loose) last winter on the porch for a couple of days.

Another cup of hot chocolate.

An email to show up. :D

Right at this moment I need:
 

cock with my name on it. ;)

The guts to actually take the Sharpie marker to Little IowaMan. :p

Not sure I can fit both first and last names, is that ok? :rofl:


Oh who am I kidding? I'd find a way to get your name and address on there if I thought it would help. :D

Are you offering to mail me Little IowaMan? ;) :rofl:

OMG, I wonder how many stamps the postmaster here would put on him? :yikes: :roflmao:

ROFLMAO - just be careful - he might end up damaged...assuming there's enough surface area for all those stamps. ;)

Right now I need some hot chocolate. :)

As for the surface area for those stamps............... well, I know for a fact it was there a little bit ago but I just came inside from shoveling the sidewalk so I may be able to ship it out to you for a lot less postage. :yikes:


Women do know about shrinkage, right? :roflmao:

yeah them winter dicks do seem smaller don't they.
But they always warm up too. :nuts:

I need something that will infuse a bit of energy into me.

I need an erotic state of mind. I usually have it naturally, but thanks to the stress of this month, I've had to fight for it.

"Fighting" meaning flipping through old Penthouse Forum books and porn mags! :sad:

I'll second that!

A bag of chips to go with my salsa.

And they make a hell of a mess when they thaw out too. :D

.... a snow plow would be sort of nice.

MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!

Fear the Reaper is on.

I need my old boss cause my new boss is the pits.

Boyfriend and a cabin in the woods. Yes...I know I am married...but a woman can dream. ;)

Another cup of tea and a little place in the woods. :p

A married woman at our place in the woods!

Yeah that's a pipe dream too!

Not sure that I really need it but I would really like a shot of peppermint schnapps to put in my cup of hot chocolate. :slurp:

what he said! that sounds GOOD!

A full massage!

A dozen eggs. Seems as though I forgot to buy any when I got groceries. :banghead:

Its called sometimers. :)