I wasn't absolutely touched to the core of my being by something last night.

I'm going to become a famous belly dancer next year

I won the lottery twice this week.

I didn't get a huge kick out of one of my buddies stopping over tonight just for the hell of it.

I didn't enjoy our friends coming over last night to play cards.

I'm just happier than Bing Crosby dancing with Danny fucking Kaye that my nosebleed seems to be coming back this morning. :mad:

I'm really glad that I'm going to have to sign off for maybe three hours. :wave:

I'm sure as fuck glad I found this thread.

I'm not getting hungry.

I'm not eating dinner right now after having a phone conversation with a young lady whose voice and giggle just warmed my heart.

I'm sitting here trying to figure out how I'm going to bust a nut tonight.

I don't like getting up early.

I'm not counting down the days until the Cubs play their season opener.

I am counting down the days until the Cubs play their season opener.

I'm not still really excited that Tess got her 4.0 this last semester.

:D It means nothing to me that others have noticed.

Getting a 4.0 grade average is nothing.

I'm much more impressed with the 2.4 I got in my first semester of college than with that flimsy little 4.0 Tess posted.

I got that grade without doing one bit of studying!

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to study with you Tess. ;)

I wouldn't want to study Tess either.

I ... er ... don't ... realize that might be a bit much even for a "Lies! All lies!" thread

:roflmao: ^^^^


I hope I don't get the chance to go to my favorite little hole in the wall restaurant and get a Chicago Style Dog and an Italian Beef during this next week.

I don't have naughty thoughts running through my mind.

I don't want to know what they are. :)

I'm not sure but tt's new aviater is hot as fuck.

and could care less what our thoughts are.

Maybe I should notta stayed out so long.?????

Wow! It's really getting late.

I'm going to start getting up as late as DB so as not to miss all the fun.

You wouldn't expect me to stay around if it gets all crowded with sexy ladies.

i don't think there are any spankable pixies around this morning.

I can't stand getting one of those erotic spankings.

I can't even imagine fantasizing an erotic spanking with our Pixie gals.

I would never use our whip or restraints!

I'm not still tired following the New Year.

I have a busy day planned

I didn't drink to much last night.

I am not looking forward to the new year.

I'm not going out tonight.

It wasn't much fun seeing our family over the holidays.

I did not oversleep this morning.

I didn't either.