Um, that would be me. :)

The person below me recently got some pictures developed.

Developed may in my mind

The person under me is wanting something.

...and you *may* know what it is, kleclere. ;)

The person below me recently went to a new store.

Went to Home Depot in CR Saturday. Its new there.

The person below me is unpacking the summer clothes.

Only because the kids are outgrowing everything!

The person below me can't wait to break out the sunscreen.

mmmmmmmm smells so yum! Can't wait to be all slicked up.


the person below me needs new sunglasses

Put a chip in my new prescriptions ones about a week after I got them last summer. AHHHHHH!

The person below me shined his or her shoes recently.

How did you know...got to be spiffy in the police uniform...shined my handcuffs and gun too....

The person below me would love to see the Hawaiian sunset soon...

Would love to set watching a Hawaiin sunset, waiting to win lottery.

Person below me like to use cuffs for more than cops and robbers.

Well, *I'd* like to use them but don't get to very often. :)

The person below me just made himself or herself comfortable.

In fact, I did. Just got home, kicked off my shoes and logged onto Pixies. Very comfortable.

The person below me has a lunch date planned.

And the date didn't show so I logged onto pixies....

The person below me has never stood anyone up when going on a date...

nope, and never will


The person below me is planning something big

Just sent the invitations to the printer and you all are invited... to the best and biggest orgy in Texas..... details later....

The person below me has been to a swingers party...

were you there????


the person below will be an incredible hostess

Oh, wait, txgrneyes said *she* was having the orgy, didn't she?

The person below me has had the television on for war coverage today.

IAKG--yes...I have been listening to it...
Horseman--I have never been to one...but would like to try it once...

The person below me is worried about a family member that is over there fighting for our country....

txgrneyes, maybe we can change that??

no family member, but know others that are there.

The person below has got an overwhelming desire to play smut games

All the time, baby. ;)

The person below me wants to help txgrneyes out. :D

:D hehehe,,,,always willing to help a lady out,,,,,,,:D ;)



The person below may need some help soon

You see, I have this *problem,* and I'm looking for someone to help me with it... ;)

The person below me flosses daily.

yep, i tried with a thong once too!!


The person below gets the trembles when sexually aroused

Hmmmm....well, I know my breath becomes shallow, and my legs get very weak...and I get light-headed...

(Guess I'll have to pay more attention!)

The person below me needs to clean out his or her refrigerator.

you ain't kiddin'!!!!


The person below is laughing thier ass off

And you can probably hear it, can't you? :)

The person below me hates to do paperwork.

its sadistic!!


The person below me needs a spankin'

I've been very, very bad....

The person below me knows how to take care of someone who hasn't behaved. ;)

who has not behaved??????


The person below has an upturned bottom

I think there's one or more pictures of that laying around Pixie's somewhere. ;)

The person below me can't believe "that" happened

but "that" was incredible

The person below had or will have a nice dinner, depending on where you are in the world

I expect to. My wife always fixes me a great dinner. Well, almost anyway :D

The person below me has been glued to the news today following the events in Iraq.

I know we were at the police station....then i came home hugged my kids and started painting...

the person below me is waiting patiently for someone to show up...

well i missed my mark


the person below is concerned about a loved one

Yes, my grandma has had some problems lately, so I am going to stay with her for a bit.

The person below me just bought some sexy lingerie recently.

Yes but I've yet to see if it works;)



The person below me has a thing for boiled peanuts

i like peanuts but not boiled

but anyway...

the person below me has a thing about chocolate syrup....

hehehe, who told,,,,,,,,,i wanna know who told!!!


The person below will help me look for the culprit

I will, but could I first borrow a napkin to wipe this chocolate syrup off my hands. :D

The person below me has something else on the their hands.

i will help...lets just follow the trail

the person below me likes to play in the shower....

only when there are heart shaped things to play with


The person below has a way of making me laugh my ass off