My wife's private parts, upper parts and her oral opening? Does that work? :)

Three biggest fibs you ever told your kids (or someone else's kids if you don't have any).

My kids are really young, so...
 

1) The dog did it.

2) The cat did it

3) Your mother did it.


:p


Three all-time favorite TV shows.

The Simpsons
X-Files
CSI - Vegas

Last 3 books you read

"How Good Do You Want To Be", Nick Saban

"John Adams", David McCullough

"Dave Pelz's Putting Bible", Dave Pelz


Three perfect foods for you

ribeye steak
roast beef
eggs

Three favorite sayings?

Feral
Crap on a stick
Frogshit

yours?

fuck me
fuck me running
fuck you :D

Name 3 types of green veggies you like to eat.

Aspargus
Spring Greens
Green Beans
In no particular order

Name the last three movies you watched:

Open Water
4 Little Girls
News of 1963

Name 3 names you wish were yours.

Sal
Lily
Melina

3 things you wish you could do

quit my job
find a new job
win $35 million tax free bucks in the Super 7 draw next friday

3 jobs you'd like to try for 1 day

Phone Actress
Super Model
Porn Star ;)

3 things you'd never do

tell someone I love them if I didn't

say no when I want to say yes

vote for a Republican


Name 3 ways you help the world be a better place.

Love my children
Live by the golden rule
Recycle

3 things that tickled you today

head butts from a girl in pigtails

my oldest, my feet literally

jealous upholstery


Name 3 bodies of water you'd cross to get fucked

Atlantic
Pacific
Lake Erie


Name three fetishes you have?

1. Fettucine Carbonara Sauce
2. Fettucine Alfredo
3. Fettucine with Pesto and Shrimp

... oh ... that's not what you meant? :confused:

You meant things like foot fetishes and that kind of stuff. :rolleyes:

Okay, same question to the next person.





:D :D

I don't think I have full fledged fetishes but I am awfully fond of:
1. lipstick
2. spanking
3. dirty talk

Name three ways to get close to someone. (not in a creepy way) ;)

Develop a hobby together
Work with them
Send love letters


Three things you'd like to be doing today?

1) Going out with my wife to try out her new camera (getting too cloudy and it's expected to rain, plus, unfortunately, she's got to go back up to the school pretty soon :( )

2) Finish up the minutes to a meeting that I've been slowly working on (expect to finish today)

3) Mow the lawn (Hey ... I got the front lawn done this morning :D )



Three things you don't like about sex.

the mess afterwards
makes me sleepy
wish it would last for days

three things that make you happiest

lol, like it!

and who could disagree (when its not them that cleans the sheets)?

1) My family

2) My friends, especially close ones.

3) Great sex! :D


Three positions you love the most.

Doggie

Her Legs on my shoulders

Her riding me


name 3 great songs

Louie Louie
I Want to Hold Your Hand
Light My Fire


3 great, yet underrated songs

Here without you
wrong side of the tracks
the thong song

3 favorite foods

pizza
chocolate
angus beef

3 favorite books

History books
Mystery books

and ... my very favorite ...

Bank books (at least when there's money in it :))

Three favorite cars?

1969 Pontiac GTO
1969 Oldsmobile 442
Ford Thunderbird
Mind you these are subject to change on a whim

3 favorite vacation places

A beach
New York City
Vegas

3 favorite sayings

"But what do I know?"
"Meanwhile, back on the ranch..."
"Cool beans"

My MidWestern roots are showing.

Three things you like to do on a lazy Sunday

Go for a walk in the park
Go for a ride in the country
Spend time at Pixies-Place

Three things you take with you on trips.

Drinks (typically water and soda)
My cellphone
A book


Three things you like to eat for dessert

1) Ice cream

2) Pie

3) Creme Brulee

Three things you want but cannot afford right now.

To start my own company
Remodel our kitchen
New windows for the house

And you?

1. Replace the windows in our home
2. By a new pickup truck
3. Recarpet the house

Three things you want for your next birthday.

a great game
a great book
a great fuck

Three ways you get yourself feeling better

An orgasm
A good workout
A long bath with a good book


Three things you do when you're sad

1) Cry...sometimes.
2) Talk to someone
3) Try to look at the bright side of the situation

and you?

Take a long walk
Write
Play music


Name three things you like to eat for breakfast