And I'll show you someone who doesn't know a pixie lady.


Show me a lady without panties and I'll ....

... show you a lady who doesn't procrastinate.

Show me dimmed lighting in the bed room and I'll ...

turn the lights up. (lights, camera ,action!)

Show me an oiled sheet of plastic and I'll

show you an evening of fun at the dom club.

Show me a house full of kegs...

and i'll show you a house full of maniacs


Show me a Tropical Fruit...

and I'll show you how to suck pussy.


Show me a man who is lonely...

and I'll show you a depressed alcoholic



Show me a Mixed Drink...

. . . and I'll show you a good time!


Show me a sexy bikini . . .

...And I'll show you that Kate Moss still doesn't look good in it.


Show me a man at the mall...

And I'll show you someone waiting for his wife to finish shopping.

Show me a set of keys and I'll.....

...show you me, running around trying to remember where I put them last. :D

Show me someone singing karaoke...

...and I'll show you a beautiful woman living in IA who is good at it.


Show me a woman who loves sex...

And I'll show you the time of your life..........;)


Show me someone who is romantic...........

...and I'll show you the time of your life.


Show me a man who has priorities...

....and I'll show you a man who knows where and when to present himself.

Show me a woman with honesty about her desires and....