Calloused hands are to hard worker as soft hands are to slacker.


Hot Topic is to Freaks as....

Hot topic is to Freaks as ... Software release is to Geeks.


Bright lights are to Sex as ...

clouds are to sunbathing.

Sex stories are to literature as ...

... Ferrari's are to Cadillacs.


Trains are to Tracks as ...

river-boats are to rivers.


Candy canes are to Christmas as.....

Candy canes are to Christmas as ... hard boiled eggs are to Easter.

Bikini's are to stimulation as ....

Bikini's are to stimulation as.... batteries are to laptop computers.



Popcorn is to movies as....

.... pizzas to computer games


Olive Eyes is to pixies as .....

... a cherry on top of an icecream :)


Garbage is to a ghetto as ....

Garbage is to a ghetto as .... Doormen are to the Ritz.


Fleas are to a dog as.....

Fleas are to a dog as ... jokes are to a comedian.

Teddy bears are to kids as ...

Teddy bears are to kids as whips are to Dommes;)


Tinsel is to Christmas trees like....

Tinsel is to Christmas trees like....pasties are to nipples. :D

Stockings are to Christmas as ...

...Apples are for eating.

A search engine is for searching as:

... a keg of rum is to a Saint Bernard.

A bottle of wine is to dinner as ...