a piece of paper with my phone # on it

show me a naked woman walking down the street

and I'll show you every construction worker within a mile.



Show me a woman who does her housework in the nude...........

and I'll show you a male neighbour with a telescope

show me a guy who masturbates in front of the window

And I'll show you someone with no modesty.

Show me a woman who has time on her hands and I'll show you....

a very happy woman

show me a guy who ditched off of work

And I'll show you a man looking for some Afternoon Delight.



Show me a woman anticipating some Afternoon Delight...............

and I'll show you a guy who'd like to provide it....

show me a couple in the afterglow of an afternoon delight

And I'll show you two bodies glistening with persperation.

where's your SHOW ME SS?

Show me someone who forgets to complete their smut games post..................

(SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

and I'll show you someone who got caught up in the glistening bodies thought :p

Show me a man who's missing someone.

and I'll show you a guy who spends a lot of time surfing porn sites :)

show me a lonely woman

and I'll show you woman who looks a lot like me



Show me a woman who surfs for porn..........

............and I'll show you a gal who takes after me.


Show me a gal who is not afraid to express her sexuality and desire and....

and I'll show you a picture of myself.



Show me a man who likes to be creative in the bedroom......

and I'll show you a picture of myself.


Show me a woman who likes to be creative in the bedroom......

and I'll show you a woman whose partner is never bored.




Show me a woman whose partner is not at all creative or adventurous in the bedroom...............

.......and I'll show you a woman who wonders what other men in her life are like in bed.

Show me a man whose partner is not at all creative or adventurous in the bedroom...............

And I'll show you a man who looks to the internet for satisfaction.





Show me a man with claws and horns........................

OK!


Show me a woman that likes a man with claws and horns........................

And I'll show you a woman with plenty of scratch marks........




Show me a man whose woman loves cats..........

.....and I'll show you a man that has become tolerant of cats.

Show me a man whose woman loves men..........

and I'll show you a very happy Mr. Lil:D



Show me a parrot who speaks French

and I'll show you a sex show in paris

show me a horny politician

And I'll show you a fucking liar. :D:D



Show me an honest politician..............

where? there is no such thing as an honest politician and if they say they are, they're lying.

show me a dented car

and I'll show you a car that was parked in a public parking lot.



Show me a woman who hasn't had *any* in a month..............

And I'll show you a woman who needs a good fucking.

Show me a man who has a great big smile on his face and I'll show you......

I'll show you a man who just got a good fucking :D





Show me a bed with covers on the floor.......................

And I'll show you a guy who likes the floor better because it is bigger.

Show me a woman who wants all her holes filled and I'll show you....

And I'll show you woman who's both horny and greedy.



Show me a friendly and concerned fellow Pixie..................

and I'll show you a good friend

show me a special gift for no reason at all

and I'll show you a woman who wonders what he did that he's bringing her an unexpected gift.




Show me a man with a guilty conscience.................

and I'll show you a man in misery.

Show me a woman who just beyond my reach.

and I'll show you women you can only fantasize about

show me the woman you are able to reach

...and I'll show you a man with a happy heart.

Show me a woman who takes control in bed...

And I'll show you a woman with bruises.

Show me a woman that has handcuffs and I'll show you .......

...a man who won't play hard to get for long.

Show me a woman with a blindfold...

and I'll show you a guy ready to be blindfolded

show me a guy tied to a bed

...and I'll show you my bedroom, Saturday night.

Show me a bed with sheets in a bundle...