Fortunately, the ingredients for the gelatine included both an anti-fungal and an antibiotic, so the rash and other side effects of the water were cured quickly.

Fortunately the seasick smurf look was in so they all kissed and hugged till dark.

Unforunately when dark got there some of the kisses got mis-directed and people were getting hurt kissing thorns on rose bushes.

Fortunately the laterns where lit and those injured were kissed back to health.

Unfortunately, the animated, sentient, rose bushes decided that they now wanted into the orgy, too.

Fortunately the orgy was going full throttle and no one noticed the rose bushes joining in.

Unfortunately the rose bushes were shaved and that caused bleeding

Fortunately, the thorns were small and the ones who got into them were into pain anyway.

Unfortunately, the roses themselves became crushed in the press of the crowd.

fortunately a few roses escaped the crush

Unfortunately those few were not prepared for the S&M that was to follow.

fortunately most of them were prepared

Unfortunately, the few roses left wilted and turned brown.

Fortunately, even wilted rose petals can be used for potpourri, and they were gathered and used for incense so teh orgy could continue.

Unfotunately the author could not conjure up another line about dead roses or wilted petals.

Fortunately after the orgy everyone picked up the dead rose bushes and made a big bon fire for the heat. They all gathered around for marshmellow roasting.

Unfortunately, they didn't have any chocolate or graham crackers for smores.

Fortunately they had other things to put the marshmellow in between to eat them.

Unfortunately, the marshmellows got bumped and fell into the fire where they burned up.

Fortunately, one of the people around the fire delivered marshmallows to local grocery stores, and he coincidentally had driven his delivery truck home that very day.

Unfortunately, he locked the truck doors before he realized his keys were still in the ignition.

Fortunately a member of the orgy was an out of work lock smith. Carrying his tools with him for just such an emergency. He opened the door and marshmellows flowed like wine.

Unfortunately, a sudden storm rained a deluge and dissolved all the marshmallows before they could flow into the orgy party.

Fortunately, the orgy was progressing to the point that people were so horny that the marshmellows were no longer important.

Unfortunately, there was one person (there's always one, isn't there?) who REEAAALLY wanted to used the marshmallows as a sexual prop.

Fortunately, a stranger came upon the orgy and just so happened to have a sack of marshmallows

Unfortunately, he didn't realize that the sack had a hole in it, and he had dropped marshmallows in a trail like Hansel and Gretel.

Fortunately the trail was really, really short and so by walking a little less than 3 feet, one of the lost marshmellows was found.

Unfortunately, it was one of those funky, lime green-colored and flavored ones, which no one liked.

Fortunately one of the people in the orgy suddenly remembered they had some marshmellow ice cream topping in their tote bag and got it out.

Unfortunately, the marshmallow cream top had been open, and there was sticky white stuff all over the inside of the tote bag.

Fortunately, the sticky white stuff wasn't from the marshmellow. It had somehow not spilled out but was held in place by the loose lid.

Unfortunately, the sticky white stuff outside the jar had been allowed by the loose lid to mix with the sticky white stuff inside the jar, and people were now rather dubious of any sticky white stuff.

Fortunately, Dubious called called home by his mother and so the rest dove in.

Unfortunately, they all became addicted to the sticky white stuff, and were labeled sticky white stuff junkies, or swsj's for short.

Fortunately, they liked their new nickname.

Unfortunately, an evil person obtained all the stick white stuff and tripled the street value

Fortunately, the group developed another addiction very rapidly--harmonica playing.

Unfortunately none could carry a tune even if someone else was to tote it for them