Words are to a Songwriter as ... formulas are to a scientist.

Blowjobs are to sex as ...

Blowjobs are to sex as ... sweetness is to watermelon.


Pinching is to nipple as ...

Pinching is to nipple as ... squeezing is to breast.

Semen is to men as ...

Semen is to men as ... lava is to a volcano.


Bluffing is to poker as ...

Bluffing is to poker as ... stuffing is to poking her. :)

Gasoline is to cars as ...

Gasoline is to cars as ... milk is to a baby

Young love is to ...

Young love is to ... puberty as patient love is to maturity.

Low cholesterol is to good diet as ...

Low cholesterol is to good diet as ... an orgasm is to great sex.

Lying is to Pinochhio's nose as ...

* BUMP *

Lying is to Pinochhio's nose as ... friction is to orgasm.

Coins are to fountains as ... Penises are to vaginas.

Earthquakes are to the Earth as ....

Earthquakes are to the Earth as .... orgasms are to intercourse.

Water is to thirst as ...

Water is to thirst as ... sex is to abstinence.

Rainbows are to rain as ...

Rainbows are to rain as ... darkness is to night.

Aches and pains are to exercise as ....

Aches and pains are to exercise as ... elections are to democracy.


Flowers are to Spring as ...

Flowers are to Spring as ... kisses are to courting.

Downshifting is to a car as ...

Downshifting is to a car as ... braking is to movement.

Erections are to men as ...

Erections are to men as ... shopping is to women.



A sentence is to a paragraph as ...

... foreplay is to sex.

Pixie ladies are to Pixies-Place as ...

Pixie ladies are to Pixies-Place as ... water is to the thirsty.



Law is to society as ...

Law is to society as ... lawlessness is to government. :yikes:

Televisioon is to entertainment as ...

Television is to entertainment as ... comic books are to literature.

Cookouts are to summer as ...

Cookouts are to summer as ... chili is to cold weather.

Cherries are to sundaes as ...

Cherries are to sundaes as ... frosting is to cake



Writing is to speaking as ...

Writing is to speaking as pens are to microphones.

Cuts are to bandaids as ...

Cuts are to bandaids as incisions are to sutures.


Dogs are to men as ...

Dogs are to men as Remora fish are to sharks :yikes:

Smog is to LA as

Smog is to LA as the Eiffel Tower is to Paris.


Hamburgers are to Americans as ...

Hamburgers are to Americans as Vegemite is to Australians.

Cars are to highways as ...

Cars are to highways as trains are to railways.


Books are to libraries as ...

Books are to libraries as wine bottles are to wine cellars.

Clouds are to sky as

Clouds are to sky as...lily pads are to ponds.

Syrup is to ice cream as ...

...whipped cream is to pie.


Oiled up body is to plastic sheets as...