*tosses a handful of gravel at Cabrylla and darts behind a tree* you smell bad!

*tosses a breath mint back at ya Silky* go on monkeyboy before I break out the army of Tiggers!

i think we both know that i fear Tigger not. i've overcome that damnable bouncin feline with a lisp many times. *maneuvers himself into Monkey Fist stance* i promise you you don't want any part of this, woman.

*goes into Kitten Hiss mode* don't start with me monkeyspank, I'd hate to bring out the puns!
"Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too"

so HA!

*cringes, stumbles, but recovers* bastard! oh, yeah? well... well... i'll be gettin tattooed again alot sooner than you. so there. ha!

A tattoo of my name on yer forehead so when you look in the mirror you'll always see perfection? Aww...you're too thoughtful monkeyboy! *lixxx*

"What do you call a baby monkey?"
"A chimp off the old block"

i hate you so hard. i swear i do.

we both know the truth...it's out there you just need "clarity"


"What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby?"

"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle."

ya know, there's a place for people like you... it's Hell. inky, blackest Hell. go there, face-first, with yer mouth open. because that's the only fate remotely worthy of such a transgression.

yep...you gots it bad for a certain pun artist monkeyboy....

...Gallagher?

FUNNY! Hey, i'm a Steven Wright fan myself but you've got yer own thing going on there, Uncle Silky.

Welcome everyone thats new to Pixies! I've been here for MONTHS and I think it's great, couldn't have found a nicer forum, let alone one thats half as fun.

I'm 20yrs old now, turning 21 in March. Basically free of attachments (other than I have the cutest puppy I've personally ever seen), looking to live and love life to the extream. Dreams of college parties all in my head. Really it's all about the ethics and helping to better this world we live in but you don't need a degree to pick up litter or volunteer at a soup kitchen. If I'm around I'm chance are I'm game for chat.

Peace, power an looove, whoohoo!

*squints, looks around*

46M.

Was married for 18 years...

Before and after that unfortunate experience, I have had more sex than should be allowed :)

Two sons, 11 and 13, brilliant but fucked up.

I work in the music industry.

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new to Pixies, but been reading threads for a while
late 30's, married--but it's a love hate relationship (love to hate him, hate to love him), live on the East Coast

Single Male 27 yr old from Columbus, OH 5'10" 180 pounds, brown hair and eyes.

Hello new to pixie here (just joined about 24 hours ago) I am, 27 male from Chicago suburb.

Guess this is as good a place as any to say hi.

Hello Sharniqua,
Thanks for your welcome. Hope to see you on the message board or in the chat site soon. Take care.

Welcome to you guys!!!!

Hi, i'm 35, live in the center of NSW Australia. just moved into our new house with my lady of 10+years.

i am a baker so my work hours are out of sync with just about everybody else.

very happy to have found this place :0)

Welcome ryker! Some one is here and ready to play 24/7 so you have found a home!

Many thanks Lilith...been very much enjoying it so far :0)

I'm 29 and been married to Kimberly73 (also 29) for 7 years. We have a daughter that at the time of this posting is almost 2. We are currently living practically in the middle of nowhere on the southern end of the Eastern Shore of Maryland.

Hi everyone
Just a new member, I'm 33 married and both myself and my wife
enjoy Pixies. We have 2 rugrats and live in east coast Australia love the beach and camping

Excellent to have more couples enjoying the site! Welcome!

Hiya all

I've been lurking around here for a week or two now. Seems like a nice place to have just kind of stumbled across. From the threads i've read so far, everyone seems to be pretty friendly.

Anyway, I'm single, 28yr male, living in Nevada.

Hi Cazeth! Welcome!

Hi I'm 20, married to an older man. I have a 24 yr. old brother, two cats and live on a lake. I'm a writer but havent published anything yet and my husband Wes is a System Admin for an internet company. I'm 5"1, 110lbs. with brown hair and green eyes.

Well I'm not new but I'm 45, divorced and live in Georgia. I work with the engineering department in a manufacturing plant. I've been hanging around here for around 9 months now. Enjoyable bunch of folks here. I'm 6', 220 lbs. brown curls past my shoulders and the heart of a child.

I`m 25, ex navy, live Scotland, single , hetrosexual, love to please the cyber babes. I`m a wannabe writer, poetry etc.
Would be pleased to chat with anyone who emails me at [email protected] ,pic on profile there.

Welcome Blaze, BigBear57, and davdee! Get settled in and then join in on the fun!

Hello all. I am very new to this forum. 46 yr old male, married with children. Live in Niagara Falls. Nice to see a few fellow Canucks here. So far impressed with the friendliness and fun I have seen here. Plan on visiting more frequently as time permits. Thanks,
Rick.