"Noooooooo!! Karl, my dear, sweet, deliciously moist friend!" -Bravo

"Well, if anybody needs me, I'll be upstairs writin' James Joyce's Ulysses." -Bravo

"That's ridiculous! Are you implyin' that me... no... anymore... smart?" -Bravo

"Momma, do we have any iodine? I'm afraid this arm's gonna hafta come off." -Bravo

Kid: "Are we still friends?"

Old guy: "Sure. We're as close as an elderly gay man and a straight teenage boy can be."

"Suzie, when we get married, do you wanna have children? Cuz I want monkeys." -Harold

The Pantene Claw: "I can offer you wealth, power, good references..."

Bravo: "Do ya have a talkin' monkey?"

Claw: "Uh... yes."

Bravo: "I'm in!"

"Ya see, it's like this, Dr. Franken, uh, Jones: After I eat, I experience a loss of appetite, sometimes for hours. And at night, I lose consciousness till morning. And sometimes, I lose my train of thoug-- hey, burritoes!" -Bravo

Bravo: "So lemme get this straight. Yer gonna remove my brain, but I get to go out with her?"

Scientist: "Yes."

Bravo: "Hmm... Well, ya know I-- hmm... I'll do it!"

"So I beat up yer dad. Wanna go out?" -Bravo

"You gotta blink sometime, you rascal, you." -Johnny, having a staring contest with his friend Plank... the, uh, plank of wood

"Gee, Plank, ever think you may as well be talkin' to a piece of wood? ...Plank? Plank?! Oh, no! Not you, too!!" -Johnny

"Polly want a... ah, who cares?" -A neutered parrot

Thanks, Unc. After all the sex threads, we needed a bit of seriousness to help keep perspective.

it's what i do, dicky.

"No, it wasn't me, I swear! It was the two-armed man!" -Bravo

"Please, gather around Rolf, everybody, as I cannot contain the Christmas mirth crawling up my backhair." -Rolf

"I am Poop Dog, the Gangsta Spectre of Defeat!" -Poop Dog

"Well done, children. Your parents will receive phonecalls instructing them to love you less." -Ms. Bitters

Video Store guy: "Return that movie!"

Gir: "You got any o' them taquitoes?"

Computer: "I do not know what the FBI is."

Zim: "Well, guess!"

Computer: "Okay... The FBI was founded in 1492, uh... by demons."

"Once, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everybody died. The End." -Patrick

"Hey, that thing you were right about... it's gonna eat us!" -Dib

Mad Scientist: "Gentlemen, meet my beautiful girlfriend."

Associate: "I think that's a giant spider."

Scientist: "I think you're right. It's a trick! Run!!"

"Look, I need candy. Are you gonna gimme some or are you gonna lose some teeth?" -Meatwad

Zorak: "How'd it go?"

Space Ghost: "Smooth as ice. I had to punch Pat in the jaw a couple of times, but other than that, I think we built a solid wall of groove."

Space Ghost: "Are you okay, granddad?"

Granddad: "That monkey hit me with a folding chair."

"...And I contend that those tourists were decapitated before they entered Krustyland's House Of Knives." -Krusty

"Strange, squirrely behavior... secret handshakes... They must be goin' ta meet Danish chicks!" -Bravo

"Have a good day, rotten-to-the-core cherished one." -Ed

Badminton chick: "Johnny, I have a proposition for you."

Bravo: "How about this one: you, me, a box of noodles, and a Pauly Shore video."

"Oh, you guys are just begging to face the moose." -Dib

Chicken: "Hey, you're not blind."

Blind Mudpuddle Johnson: "Yeah, but Blind Mudpuddle sounds better than Astygmatism Mudpuddle, or Slightly Myopic Mudpuddle."

Oblong dad: "Why are they putting a sombrero on a beaver?"

*beaver explodes*

Company president: "I think you have your answer."

HAHAHAHAH! That was the first episode I'd ever seen and I was in the hospital after having a cecearian section and I like to busted my stitches over it!

*ahem* La la la la.... *ahem* LAAAAAAA!!

DO...... the stuff... that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... a long way to get beer..
SO...... I'll have another beer...
LA...... I'll have another beer...
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...
(Looks into an empty glass)

D'OH!

We ... ah ... (hic) ... er ... all kno' da ... (hic) ... sund ... er ... tu hands ... (hic) ... clapping (kin we say dat on der in-her-nit) ... (hic) ... ba whet's da sund ... er ... of one han ... (hic) ... clappin.

ROTFLMAO :D :D

"Hey, look at me. I'm a tea-suckin', loafer-wearin' snooty guy." -Bravo

"I dunno who you are or how you got so pretty, but there's only room for one Johnny in this house!" -Bravo

"Is there any way we can enhance your dining experience by hurting an animal?" -Chinese waiter

"No time for jokes, Smithers. Come on, we're going womanizing." -Mr. Burns