I never over react.

I feel so damn chipper tonight.

I love to be home on a Friday night with nothing to do.

I love thinking I have to be in Peoria in 3 hours.

When I wake up with morning wood, I always put a condom on it and go door to door asking all the single ladies if they would like to assist me with my situation.

I absolutely love builders who leave my house in a complete mess...

I really miss being in the Construction (builder) Business :teleport:

I'm hoping we don't get another PAGAN get together put together in the next year or two.

I'm not a little bit envious that one of my best friends has finally found himself a really great lady.

I'm also not wanting to strangle him because he's not smart enough to see just how good this could turn out.

I'm not getting hungry for supper yet.

I don't have way more hair on my chest and stomach than I do on the top of my head. :(

I'm not going to usher at church today.

I will not be taking Dearsweet out to Ding How's for dinner this evening.

No doubt about it, I've got women 100% figured out.

It's not time for supper.

I didn't have a naughty, filthy, absolutely mind blowing dream that featured a Pixies lady last night. :p And I'm hoping I don't have it again the next time I'm asleep. :D

I'm not getting hungry for supper.

This would be a great day to sit out in my front yard in a pair of shorts and a tank top and sell lemonade.

It'd be a terrible day to bundle up when I go out.

I hope I catch a cold soon.

I'm not enjoying today.

I didn't surprise myself with a great night's sleep.

I do not drink, curl my hair, smoke, stay up past 10pm, and I am a virgin. I do not believe in sex before marriage.

I'm hung like a porn star.

Sex is my least favorite thing to have.

I just made love to a beautiful Pixies lady all night long and am just out here at the computer to recharge while I drink some orange juice and get some Vitamin E. I'll be heading back in to the festivities in a minute.

I'm not going to help on a fish fry in the next 15 minutes or so.

Last night wasn't the first time I've ever been in a chat room.

I look forward to weekend chores.

With wind chills at -15F, it's time to break out the picnic basket.

I'm happy that the heat went out last night at a friend's place out in the Bay Area.

I really appreciate my teacher who assigns homework about Super Bowls commercials, because that is exactly how I want to spend my Sunday.

I don't care much for low cut outfits. :slurp:

I hope the cold weather continues for another week.

I think I'll stay up all night tonight.

I need a few more bills to pay.

I sure love that it's still snowing.

It hasn't been hit or miss all afternoon as to whether or not I could get this site to work.

Amen to that^^^!! :)

My day wasn't made by a PM I got from a special Pixie letting me know she got some really great news today. :D