I hate the warmer weather we're getting this week.

I would never want to go to Mardi Gras and have an unbelievable experience that sent me home with a bunch of pics worthy of posting. :boobs:

I'm not getting sleepy.

I really love this stomach bug I seem to have gotten, it makes it so much easier to take care of a 5-month old. *blah*

They just announced that my little town of 575 people is going to be the new state capital.

Peoria is giving away free gasoline all day today. :nana:

Today is "Have Hot, Steamy Sex with IowaMan Day" in Iowa today. It's the annual celebration for all the single ladies of the state to get out all of their sexual frustrations.

Stay tuned folks, there'll be pictures ^^^^ at 11:00.

I haven't missed the games or the sexy men of Pixies.

I cannot tell a lie ... I haven't missed those ... sexy, sensual, heart pounding, perspiration inducing, erection causing AV's that TinglingTess uses. :slurp:

I spent the night in jail because I tried to hump the pretty news reporter who just wanted to interview me for "Steamy Sex with IowaMan Day" yesterday. There weren't any still pics but the video was on the 10pm news. :D

I saw that video ... it was on Fox News most of the day.

I hope all of this ice that is falling from the sky here in my town reaches dicksbro's place very soon. They have had much too mild of a winter in his town.

Just in case it doesn't, I'm having ice sheets flown in and installed on my driveway.

I hate beer. Worst stuff ever made...

Ice is great to have on roads and sidewalks.

The last three days have been probably the greatest of my life and I see no way at all that things could get better when the Cubs start playing their spring training games on Thursday.

I was glad to find out last night my plans for this morning were changed without my knowing it.

I love getting up early

I'm glad to be taking one of my cars in for an oil change this morning.

I don't get tired of going to the doctor seemingly at least once a week.

I'mm looking forward to a loooooooooong meeting today.

I sure hope it gets icy before I have to pick up my son this afternoon.

I am always the pigeon, and never the statue.

I haven't been a bit frustrated lately with my health.

also........ jseal's one ^^^^ above didn't damn near make me fall out of my chair laughing. :roflmao:

i honestly cant think of a better way to spend a day off than cleaning!....

Personally, I like watching two clocks with seconds hands race to see which one has the faster hours.

The Cubs have their first Spring Training game today? Huh, well how do you like that, it completely slipped my mind. :D

I'm glad you reminded me so I can send my avid Cubs fan son a note of condolences. ;)

I am not hungry.

It's too bad the weekend is almost here.

I hope I have to work on Saturday.

I'm not tired tonight.

I'm hot

After making love to both Halle Berry and Elizabeth Hurley this morning I got out the video camera and recorded a smoking hot girl/girl scene of them while I waited for my fun parts to recharge.

I had to turn our air conditioner on.

I am not tired this morning.

Oh rats, the sun is shining!

I won the lottery last night, and have spent all day planning how to spend my money. The government's decided I'm too cool to tax, so I'll be getting plenty of tax-free interest to spend, and I got a call from Johnny Depp who wondered if I'd like to join him in the Carribean whilst I work out what to do with the rest of my money. I'm thinking a Pixie meeting house in Barbados...