LOL. One time the wife came home from work early... I was masturbating and got caught... sniffing her panties while masturbating... Was initially almost mortified... Then she stripped, laid the panties she'd just taken off on my face and climbed on top of me. Was pretty damn amazing!

What's your favorite food?

Lady wise pussy. Actual food pizza.

Would you ever like to be a teenager again?

teenager? hell yeah!


anything you would do differently at college if you went back there?

Probably study more.

Would you give a handout to a beggar?

Not lately, there are just too many here, I'm afraid. I make donations to organizations, though.

Do you give handouts to beggars?

Not usually. Like you, I tend to give to organizations. I did once give some money to a man and his family who were out of gas in an old car trying to get home. Not a lot, but at least a little.

Would you ever help serve food at a food kitchen for the poor?

When I'm not sick I go to Baltimore one weekend a month to do just that.

Would you ever keep someone's mail that was accidentally delivered to your house?

Nope--usually stick it back in the mailbox with a note.

Can you imagine the world without telecommunications?

No way! I'm sure we've all had convulsions when the power's out :)

What would you give up first if you had to: newspapers, TV, radio or the 'net?

TV, most definitely. I usually read the newspaper from start to finish, am addicted to music (obviously) and, well, you know, about the 'net. :D

If you could turn back time, how old would you like to be again, and why?

Honestly, I don't think I would. Although there are some things in my life that I would like to change (for instance, find a job where I am home every night), I wouldn't go back in time to change anything. I have a wonderful wife, an amazing 3 year old daughter, another baby on the way... I wouldn't want anything to impact that.

If you couldn't get on the internet for a month, what would you do to fill that time?

Hopefully I would be spending it with the man who drives me crazy in wild, uninhibited, sexual adventures. ;)

Do you make your bed every morning?

YES! Before I take a step away from it.

When you get around to cleaning more than the standard dust & sweep, do you find yourself scrubbing something that's embarrassing even though you are the only one that knows about it? :o

Sharni - IAKG asked that yesterday. Here was my answer:

LOne time the wife came home from work early... I was masturbating and got caught... sniffing her panties while masturbating... Was initially almost mortified... Then she stripped, laid the panties she'd just taken off on my face and climbed on top of me. Was pretty damn amazing!

What would be your ideal job?