The good news is its still early

The bad news is, it's starting to get late(r).

The good news is, the stain came out.

The bad news is I am realllly worked up today........

The good news is that we can take care of that.

The bad news it won't be soon enough

The good news the additional buildup will be well worth it.

The bad news is I might need to change my panties

the good news is youjust made me lough out loud... nice thought i hae to say... cani help?

The bad news is you're so far away

the good news is... one day we will probaby meet... hopefully

The bad news, my friend, it's probably not soon enough.

The good news is, I'll bet there's a guy nearby who would help.

The bad news is my head is pounding from hearing all the equipment outside!

the good news is...my hands can take you away from that headache.....if you want!

The bad news is your arms aren't long enough to get to Florida

The good news is ...my dick is :eek:

The bad news is that could be dangerous

the good news is it's only the destination that matters

The bad news is that I usually end up with the bad news responses, but tomorrow is another day!

The good news is that I didn't kill my kid today!! :D

The bad news is that means you'll probably be confronted with other incentives in the future. :eek:




JK

The good news is that the kids eventually leave the house (or at least I've heard they do)

The bad news is ... some do quickly while some are slow about it.

The good news is I am on vacation for the next week

The bad news is I miss someone.

The good news is I have absolutely nothing planned for my vacation

The bad news is I'd like to be going somewhere this weekend, but we can't. :(

The good news is my kids got their chores done already for the weekend

The bad news is I need to get in my kitchen to bake a cake, but having to hide out for a few minutes.

The good news is, tonight we're going out for dinner.

the bad news is you didn't bring anything home for me

The good news is ... I did.






( If only I"d used a doggie bag instead of my stomach to carry it in. :rolleyes: )

The bad news is you didn't share with any of us.

The good news is that I would have if you were close enough.

The bad news is that the weather sucks for my first day of vacation

The good news here is that we're having beautiful weather to help celebrate your first day of vacation. :)

(Sorry, the devil made me say that. :))

The bad news is that I have a 2 hour meeting this afternoon.

The good news is that the weekend already started

The bad news is that the weekend is already over with.