It's terrible being back here!

I offered to make all of my boyfriend's fantasies cum true, but he just rolled over and went to sleep. ;)

I just LOVE Mondays.

I just love giving quarterly evals to my employees - they are so understanding why their evals don't improve when they don't follow my advice from the previous quarter :eek:

Sometimes I am sooooooooo smart

(Psssst! You're suppose to be lying! ;)

I loved the cold, howling winds outside last night.

With luck, I'll need to work this weekend.

I think Pixies is the most prudish board on the net.

I think people pleading guilty for crimes they didn't do to get out of jail before trial is a great idea.

I can't wait for the dentist appointment I have next week.

I could give a shit about whether he lives or dies.

I"m never masturbating again!

I feel wide awake.

I'm boycotting laundry forever.

I will never look at pixies avtars again