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i want some!
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This stuff would be absolutely great over cereal!
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Sounds gourmet to me.
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I think I'm going to do a nice long thread of me playing with Little IowaMan, including a nice money shot, to celebrate my 5,000th post.
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I think that you shouldn't celebrate your 5,000 post
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I think I might not. ;)
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I won't be happy if you do
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Maybe I'll ask one of the nurses today to take the pics for me.
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My imagination isn't running away with thoughts of that^^^ ;)
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I'm sure I won't say something stupid to the nurse about doing it while I'm sedated today. :rofl:
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I don't have this song running through my head now and I didn't want to share
"I Wanna Be Sedated" Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated Just get me to the airport put me on a plane Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain Oh no oh oh oh oh Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated Just put me in a wheelchair get me on a plane Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain Oh no oh oh oh oh Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes Oh no oh oh oh oh Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes Oh no oh oh oh oh Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated |
That didn't just make me laugh out loud!
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Laughing is bad for you
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Too much sex caused me to lose my hair.
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sex with yourself doesn't give you more hair
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I love it when the hair on my hands gets all sticky after getting a bit carried away with myself.
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It gets even better when it gets on your mouse and keyboard!
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It hasn't been over two years since I've had sex so my mouse and keyboard are in pristine condition.
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I don't understand at all about looooooong dryspells.
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There's nothing better than a couple of years without sex to give a guy confidence with women.
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It's cooled down again and so I think I'll go swimming in the Illinois River today.
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I'm gonna skip my trip to the hospital and I'll be over there to jump in with you in about 3 hours. :D
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We can swim right up to the Burger Barge and pig out out on fabulous burgers and beer.
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Oh man, I am a great swimmer, can I join in the fun?
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I hope this is not the last snowfall of the winter.
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I'm really glad IowaMan hasn't been around!
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me too ^^
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I'm very relieved to see that ReaperWoman hasn't posted anymore pics too. :nana:
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You're the first person to point that out today... ^^
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Nothing to do the rest of the week.
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I really don't want it to be 71 degrees instead of 21.
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I'm glad that I wasn't able to see those pics of ReaperWoman while I was in the hospital.
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I was unaware that IowaMan had been in the hospital.
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I really hate thinking about all these sexy Pixies women!
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I'm planning to market a new PC operating system that will let me pass Bill Gates as the world's richest man.
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I smoke a corn cob pipe, have a button nose and my eyes are made out of coal.
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I have a red nose, and I pull Santa's sleigh!
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I'm hung like a porn star and am currently in negotiations to star in the adult feature "IowaMan Drills For Gold!"
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......and I want to WATCH it^^^ when it comes out
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Nah that's not my sort of thing, and the thought of IowaMan's cock just makes me want to hurl.
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