i want some!

This stuff would be absolutely great over cereal!

Sounds gourmet to me.

I think I'm going to do a nice long thread of me playing with Little IowaMan, including a nice money shot, to celebrate my 5,000th post.

I think that you shouldn't celebrate your 5,000 post

I think I might not. ;)

I won't be happy if you do

Maybe I'll ask one of the nurses today to take the pics for me.

My imagination isn't running away with thoughts of that^^^ ;)

I'm sure I won't say something stupid to the nurse about doing it while I'm sedated today. :rofl:

I don't have this song running through my head now and I didn't want to share


"I Wanna Be Sedated"

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

That didn't just make me laugh out loud!

Laughing is bad for you

Too much sex caused me to lose my hair.

sex with yourself doesn't give you more hair

I love it when the hair on my hands gets all sticky after getting a bit carried away with myself.

It gets even better when it gets on your mouse and keyboard!

It hasn't been over two years since I've had sex so my mouse and keyboard are in pristine condition.

I don't understand at all about looooooong dryspells.

There's nothing better than a couple of years without sex to give a guy confidence with women.

It's cooled down again and so I think I'll go swimming in the Illinois River today.

I'm gonna skip my trip to the hospital and I'll be over there to jump in with you in about 3 hours. :D

We can swim right up to the Burger Barge and pig out out on fabulous burgers and beer.

Oh man, I am a great swimmer, can I join in the fun?

I HATE burgers and beer though.........but I'd go along to keep my friends company, but of course that would be the ONLY reason why. Burgers and beer, Yeeeccchhh!

I hope this is not the last snowfall of the winter.

I'm really glad IowaMan hasn't been around!

me too ^^

I'm very relieved to see that ReaperWoman hasn't posted anymore pics too. :nana:

You're the first person to point that out today... ^^

Nothing to do the rest of the week.

I really don't want it to be 71 degrees instead of 21.

I'm glad that I wasn't able to see those pics of ReaperWoman while I was in the hospital.



You know what, maybe that is good thing. :p

I was unaware that IowaMan had been in the hospital.

I really hate thinking about all these sexy Pixies women!

I'm planning to market a new PC operating system that will let me pass Bill Gates as the world's richest man.

I smoke a corn cob pipe, have a button nose and my eyes are made out of coal.

I have a red nose, and I pull Santa's sleigh!

I'm hung like a porn star and am currently in negotiations to star in the adult feature "IowaMan Drills For Gold!"

......and I want to WATCH it^^^ when it comes out

Nah that's not my sort of thing, and the thought of IowaMan's cock just makes me want to hurl.