That didn't just make me damn near fall out of my chair when I read it. :faint:

I hate having that afect on someone.

I doubt that men all over the UK are falling all over themselves to have a chance with ReaperWoman.

Nah, they all can't get enough of me....

"Papa" IowaMan wouldn't dance with ReaperWoman all night long if he was with her right now.

I hope Papa stays far away from me, the thought of dancing with him just repulses me.

Dancing with ReaperWoman wouldn't be any fun.

I certainly wouldn't be rubbing up against IowaMan in a sensual way, if I got the chance to dance with him.

ReaperWoman certainly makes it easy for a guy to keep his composure.

I'd hate to see you lose your composure there IowaMan. I'd feel really bad if I did anything to... threaten your self-control.

You'd best stand back ReaperWoman, I don't know exactly how big this thing is gonna get.

Doesn't look that big from here...

Oh, it's absolutely incredible! :roflmao:

You're a bit full of yourself, are you not?

I'm every woman's dream.

You're certainly not in mine

I don't hope ReaperWoman gets lots of sleep.

There's no reason why I should be in bed already..

I don't think ReaperWoman should turn in and get some rest full of sweet dreams.

Me neither... (nighty nighy, papa)
I'll probably have nightmares of you.

I hope you don't sleep well ReaperWoman. And I hope I don't chat with you over the weekend either.

Chatting with you would ruin my weekend.

Chatting with ReaperWoman would be an incredible downer for me.

Smut games are so boring.

I can drink water and then 20 minutes later I pee out Pepsi.

I'm glad I have a harem handy.

I love that I don't have a special lady in my life to share things with and keep me from being lonely.

Being lonely is great fun! :nana:

I rent out my penis as advertising space for a local clown.

I am getting so much YOUNGER!

I'm wondering if Bill Gates can be trusted to pay back my loan to him.

I'm back to feeling 100% after my little medical setback earlier in the week.

Nothing like pizza for the person on a diet.

Dr. Evil performed a colonoscopy on me this week and he used a "lazer". :nod:

I'm overjoyed that PF had a crap day today and I hope that tomorrow is even worse for him.

I sure hope today is cold and miserable.

The weather today is rainy, cold, and miserable.

I sure hate to think of spring coming and gradually rising temperatures and more sunshine.

When I ejaculate banana pudding comes out of the end of my penis.