The good news is that would allow the undressing to be part of the fun. :)

The bad news is that I picked up a sunburn yesterday.

The good news is it will be a tan tomorrow

The bad news is that sunburns are bad for people. :(

The good news is you get a new layer of skin.

The bad news is that until it's gone, the old skin flakes all over everything. :(

The good news is that both of my children are home for a week or so! :)

the bad news is after spending 3 weeks in an accident repair shop my show car has been fixed absoloutly craply (is that a word) and now has to go back in and be completly repainted with dents removed from brand new panels (how the hell did that happen)

The good news is that it is a quite Saturday morning. :)

The bad news is I have to leave shortly for class where I have a 3:30 client coming in

:kisser:

The good news is were going out for a Spaghetti dinner in an hour or so. :)

The bad news is ..I'm starving!

The good news is that it won't be too long until breakfast.

The bad news is there is no milk to be found!

The good news is that you'll all have a week of peace and quiet.

The bad news comes continuously from the Middle East.

the good news is... oh... there is no good news.... its all rather crap really over there

sorry, must try harder

the good news is that lots of syriam, iranian and american munitions manufacturers are in work!

The bad news is easy to report

The good news is we have Pixies to come home to.

The bad news is that my son stays up until the wee hours - and is not too quite.

The good news is that he will eventually move out.

The bad news is that sometimes takes longer than you wish. :rolleyes2

The good news is that my children have taught me patience. :)

The bad news is...I've had no children and I'm a very impatient person!

^^^^The good news is I have a teenager I'm willing to sell cheap. Oh ok you can have her. :D

The bad news is you're contending with my three for one sale (although two are no longer teenagers)

* BUMP *

The good news is that the three are still available ... and none are teenagers anymore. :)

The bad news is I really don't want them!

The good news is they're pretty good. :thumbs:

The bad news is how long it takes them to get that way. :banghead:

The good news is that they usually make it.

The bad news is that's when they bring home the next generation.

The good news is that "the next generation" goes home with them when the visit is done.

The bad news is that they always leave you to tidy up after them.

The good news is that doesn't happen every day.

The bad news is that it takes them forever to learn.

The good news is that eventually they do.

The bad news is that I don't have the patience to wait that long.

The good news is that if you have a lock on your door, you can retire and have sex with your partner. :slurp:

The bad news is that my partner is never around when I need him.