I have absolutely no craving to spend the rest of the day goofing off, which is why it's safe for me to be here. :p

I'm not yawning.

My birthday is just around the corner and I'd hate it if Miss-Honey-Bee sent me a birthday wish such as she did for 1nutworld. :hot:

I am not hungry!

I love it when something takes me completely off guard.

I am not lookin forward with glee to an upcoming long weekend.

I'm dreading St. Patricks Day--getting together with my friends and drinking beer at the pub. Sounds so lame.

Since I didn't get laid in 2006 I get a $2,500 deduction on my income taxes.

I do not need a nap in the worst possible way!

my head does not hurt!

oh and i'm not at all gutted my xbox 360 is busted and i'm still waiting to get it picked up to be fixed!!! Damn Microsoft!!

While sitting out in my backyard thumbing through the new issue of Playboy, Hugh Hefner dropped in and let me make love to four of his lovely Playmates.

I absolutly hate seeing Leigh post new pictures here!

I'm not wanting to go to bed but am wide the hell awake. :hair:

My shoulder doesn't hurt, but my teeth itch.

I didn't just try to reply to a PM but had it rejected because there wasn't room in the other Pixies' box. (So to speak.)

I hated it when the meeting was canceled. :)

I am elated that my babysitter has cancelled for St. Paddy's Day.

I plan to celebrate St. Patrick's Day with the traditional saki and sushi dinner.

I wouldn't rather be driving up Pacific Coast Highway on my way to dinner in Monterey.

I'm glad it's turned much cooler today.

There's nothing that I like better than a good bout of insomnia!

I love starting my day with a stupid argument with my SO.

I didn't start to get a little bit turned on today when a very attractive, professional lady held my hand a bit earlier.

I hate getting and sending PMs here at Pixies!

I cook fried chicken so much better than my mom that it's not even funny.

Johnny Depp's been back on the phone asking when I'm going to get the Pixies Barbados meeting house up and running, but I told him that when it is sorted, he cant just waltz in there. He has to prove he's really a Pixie. So he sent me a PM tonight from his Pixie account. That's right, Johnny Depp is a Pixie!

Not long after I was born, the head nurse told my mom that she'd "better leave this one alone." She could tell right away that I was bad to the bone.

^^^^ is "bad to the bone"

I am going to be the next President of the United States.

I always have a bad boner.

I have a beard that is 5 feet long.

I'm expecting a whole day of passionate lovemaking.

I ma not enjoying a long weekend.

i totally loved getting up at 4am for the 3 day in a row!

I plan on drowing myself in a vat of green beer tomorrow.

I hate long kisses in the dark.

Ronald McDonald is my father.

Today is "Shop in the Nude Day" in our town.

Nobody ever wears clothes where I live.

I'm so glad it's snowing here and my SO will be plowing all day.