There once was a Pixie names Lil
Who it seemed could be quite of a pill
She'd wrap you in leather
Or molest with a feather
And your wishes she'd refuse to fulfill:D

(A slight modification of something I wrote for someone else.)

The itsy bitsy penis climbed up toward's IowaMan's chest.
It got real hard when it saw Lilith's breasts.
IowaMan had to stroke it and soon he shot his cum,
And the itsy bitsy penis went back to sleep when he was done. :D

Funny man!!!

Just lonely and perverted Lil. Just lonely and perverted. :nod:

Good Evening

:)

Does anybody happen to know what the opposite of "The Midas Touch" would be called? Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure I've got it.

It's absolutely laughable how seemingly everything that comes into my path ends up being screwed up in one way or another. I've got a wide range of victims............. cars, money, women, friendships, health and now my damn house.

Good thing I've got a great sense of humor and pockets so deep that none of it can bother me at all. Oh wait, scratch that second part. :roflmao:

((IowaMan))

Sorry to hear about all the crappy things that are going on for you - but I think you're a really nice guy and I reckon you're overdue some fab things - there'll be something groovy round the corner for you soon!! :)

:dance:


hi peeps.

Good night everyone. :wave:

Lil... your box is full. :p
xoxo

It's SPHERICAL!
 

It's SPHERICAL! :nana:


The universe is spherical.

:line:It's ALL spherical!!!!:line:



Don't worry about it, ;)...........just tell your kids "it's ALL spherical". :)

(It started with some crummy, home-made, steel cylinders to calibrate my dime store scale and *GOONG* 'euphony' ..................... It's all spherical! :D ........... [Ockman's razor and all that;) ] ............. It IS spherical! )

IowaMan

People tend to forget that the Midas touch was a curse, for as soon as he touched anything it turned to gold, even food and drink.

hola lovies!

Have a nice day. It's going to be a long one for me :x:

Mmmmmm...hope Lil remembers to take pics of her getting that long one. :D



Howdy all! :wave:

Hi, there, WI! How's the world treating ya' today?

I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland pretty mama come and take me by the hand.

By the hand, hand take me by the hand pretty mama. Come and dance with your Daddy all night long............... :nana:

OK Papa! :nana:

Hi dicksbro! :D

Night Pixies!!

Hi Neige and sodaklostsoul ... in fact, HELLO EVERYONE!

:wave:

Night Pixies.

Night Soda! :wave:

Talk at ya tomorrow maybe. :nod:

Happy Daylight Savings Time!!
 

Remember here in the US, Daylight Savings Time begins today if you're in an area that changes their clocks.

SPRING FORWARD!

DB, I apparently am running in a lower gear than I had realized. A bit ago I went to change the time on my watch and realized that I hadn't changed the date function at the end of February so it was telling me that today was the 8th. :banghead:

STEP right up, everyone the Bar is now OPEN!

The Drinks are on me, so don't be shy!

:cheers:

:dance:
hiya beautiful peeples.

this time change thing fucked me up, nut, but not that bad. i'll wait til happy hour for a drink. :p

i had no idea iowa had a box. hmph. that's nuts. :D

hiya to you too wyndhy! (and yep, I'm full of surprises)





That was my reaction last night after a very boneheaded move. I was absolutely beat so I went to bed early. Well, when the urge finally hit to just pretty much collapse I went right along with it. Unfortunately I had put a potato in the oven to bake about a half hour earlier. Luckily I woke up about two hours into my slumber and could smell the thing. Of course, that wasn't the end of my bumbling moves. I was so out of it that I grabbed the damn thing from the oven without a mitt or anything. Yep, long time since I'd played "Hot Potato". :banghead:

:dance:

I see you

















but it strains my eyes :rolleyes2

The Michigan Happy Dance :sad:

Anybody have any really good sleeping pills I could take? How about a suggestion for a book that would put me out quickly? Hell, I think I'm about to go grab a hammer and bonk myself on the head. Just one of those nights where I'm "too tired to sleep". :hair:

Try War and Peace :spin:

I went with "A Tale of Two Cities." Thought I'd drop somewhere during the first page but nope. :banghead: :roflmao:

:booty:

Good morning everyone!

Morning :wave:

Have a safe day Pixies! :wave: