Sort of


TPBM likes spending time alone.

Sometimes.........better with friends though.....lol..


TPBM.....is alone right now

True. My wife's making breakfast.

TPBM is a sexy, lovely lady.

Let's see ..... nope, all the equipment is as it was when I woke up this morning.....Do you know something I don't?????? :confused:

Have you ever thought about having a sex change??????????????

Not in the least.

TPBM- gets to define the term "hump day" today.

baby i am going to call you in 5 minutes and i will let you know what hump day really is.......


TPBM is waiting for the phone to ring....

now who would complain about that?

TPBM- is in a warm place

warmer than you babe

the person below me would keep me warm

I don't think you'd leave me any alternative

TPBM- wants to have a snowball fight

Yes.......

TPBM wants to have a wet tshirt contest......

Why yes I do - but do you really want to see a middle aged guy in a wet T-Shirt?

TPBM has actually been in a wet tee shirt contest

Nope


TPBM wants a snack

yes a snack would be nice...is that an offer?

TPBM willbe cooking dinner soon

^^^Hmmm? :)

Waiting for my sister to come home and cook.


TPBM has a foot fetish.

Depends on whose foot. :)

TPBM likes to sleep nude.