Oh sure I do, but only when I fly in for the game.

I know what you mean. I'm so glad I put the helocopter landing pad on the roof of the skybox. I hate fighting the traffic.

I don't feel like an absolutely terrible friend right now for getting a date incorrect. :banghead:

I'm not watching Sky High again.

When I woke up this morning I noticed that my penis had grown about five inches! :nana:

I love spring showers that flood our back yard the street out in front of our house.

I am the absolute greatest lover in all of the universe.

I think I'll put a sign in the yard inviting ladies to come by if they want free help learning about sex.

I didn't learn much at school this week

I love working the weekends.

I hope the teams I picked in the NCAA Basketball Tourney pool start losing pretty soon, I'd hate like hell to win $350.

I have an evening of relaxation and fun planned

I'm not very, very happy that osuche is getting at least a little bit of time to unwind here tonight.

I will not regret the time I'm spending here

I'm not going to grab a book and head off to the bedroom. And I'm also not thinking that osuche will do great on her final. ;)

I'm not headed to bed now

I shouldn't be in bed right now.

Breakfast does not smell delicious.

I finished the final

I don't need to get a new storm door for the front of our house.

If the NCAA basketball tourney was over right now, I'd be $350 richer.

It's not time to leave for church.

I hate playing Smut Games and I'd rahter work on my paper

I wasn't wrong with my last lie. If the NCAA Tourney ended right now I wouldn't be $350 richer.

Google isn't my paper-writing friend

My body is so sculpted that I look like I should be a Greek God.

My OH doesn't look like a greek god when naked... :D


I have plenty of time to complete everything I need to for college.

I look really good with little splotches of white paint in my chest hair.


I don't feel like I should be in a Pepe Le Pew cartoon. :rofl:

I still have a paper to write! :D

I'll bet it's not the best paper anybody in the class will turn in either.

I'm not wasting a beautiful day by playing smut games and watching tv.

The paper absolutely sucks

Sweaty and shirtless is a great look for me.

Sweaty post-workout stinky sex isn't all it's cracked up to be

Sex? Oh yeah, I remember what that is.

I don't like to have a morning coffee.

There's a monster in my pants and he does a naughty dance.

I'm not going to get dressed this morning.

I didn't get dressed this morning, I just painted my body to make it appear as though I'm wearing clothes.

I'm not still tired.