Nasty weather outside! Just nasty!

I'm building a fence around our yard using telephone poles.

I won't be incredibly happy when I can get DSL hooked up to my computer so I don't have to pay long distance charges to be online and I can get back to spending my normal amount of time here again.

I am not enjoying my son's Spring Break visit.

I'm not eating a Little Debbie Fudge Brownie and drinking a Caffeine Free Pepsi while smut gaming.

I was relieved when my afternoon appointment called to cancel at the last minute.

I sure hope we get more rain tonight. There's still parts of the yard that don't have puddles.

I would hate for it to rain here and wash the yellow pollen that has coated our lovely city, including my car!!

I play tuba in a polka band at kid's parties while dressed up as a clown.

I try to use the same AV for at least a year at a time.

My "less pixie-ing more working" plan is goin well so far.

All of us guys HATE having ReaperWoman around to play smut games with because we are always picturing her fully clothed.

I hate playing smut games too... :(

I'm about to go out on my nekkid morning walk around the block. I knock on each door and ask for donations to the Little IowaMan fund for the undersexed.

You two turn me off............

I'm so glad. If I turned you on I'd have to leave pixies forever... :yikes:

I'm not warming up some leftover chicken parmesan from last night for my breakfast. It turned out just terrible and I want to get rid of it ASAP.

I'm not hungry

I've got more hair on top of my head than I do on my chest.

I let the air out of my car tires each night so the sidewalls don't feel stressed.

I'm not having second, third and even fourth thoughts. :(

I hope I don't get to go to California to see my parents this summer.

My feet weren't hurting at ALL today, when I got home from opening the store after closing it last night!

Did you know I'm 8' tall and play professional basketball?

I don't want to go to England someday.

I never watched "Have Gun Will Travel" when it used to play on TV.

On Saturday afternoons I dress my penis up in different costumes and put on a production of "Penis Puppet Theatre" for all the ladies here in town.

I am not going out this evening! :)

I'm not looking forward to payday!

I don't have anything to do tomorrow.

I probably won't watch the Cubs game tomorrow.



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I believe you, IM! :boink:

I don't truly believe that the Cubs are going to win the World Series this year for the first time since 1908.

I am not excited about the start of baseball season at all, Baah-Humbug!

I am going to be introduced tomorrow as the new men's basketball coach at the University of Iowa.

Fortunately, the wind isn't blowing too hard right now.

I hate that it's 68 degrees and sunny right now!

We're thinking of adopting triplets.

Opening day of the baseball season shouldn't be celebrated as a holiday by everybody in the universe!