True, could be fun

I'm a nympho

False

I enjoy cooking.

false

I can play the piano.

false


I love women

true (though I lust men)

I play the lottery regularly.

true


I enjoy sex in the bath and the shower.

false, already done it :D



I want to enjoy life to the max

True, and every day to its full potential

I want to go camping?

False


I want to swim with the dolphins

In my birthday suit - true!

I've already been to the beach this summer...and I look fantastic in my swimsuit : )

False. Still a little too cool.

I enjoy a good tight hug?

True, but make sure I can breathe!

The best thing about camping out is hanging out by the campfire under the stars

So true.

I enjoy slowly undressing my partner. kissing all the newly exposed skin?

True

I enjoy committing an oops more than seeing one