And I'll show you your bed Saturday night again. :D



Show me a man who's waiting for his secret lover....................

(LMAO)


...and I'll show you someone furiously checking his email or PMs.

Show me someone who craves another...

and I'll show you a man who wishes the clock would move!

Show me a woman who's enchanted a man.

...and I'll show you a man willing to do whatever he can to please her.

Show me a woman who can't wait until the "next time"...

and I'll show you a lucky guy.

Show me a man with dreams of passion.

...and I'll show you a man, thinking about a certain someone's kisses.

Show me a man that cannot stop thinking about someone...

and I'll show you a man wishing for seeing instead of thinking.

Show me a woman who loses interest.

...and I'll show you someone with other things on her mind.

Show me a man patient with the woman he loves...

and I'll show you true love.

Show me a woman who can love an older guy.

...and I'll show you a very strong, currently working on eight-year marriage.

Show me two people with a number of things in common...

and I'll show you a pair with a chance.

Show me silly guy with a dream.

and I'll show you the success of that dream

show me the true meaning of love

And I'll show you two people that understand one another totally.

Show me a woman who is willing to travel and I'll show you......

...someone who shows up on the doorstep of her man as often as possible.

Show me a man willing just to hold the woman he loves...

......and I'll show you a man who will have it all.

Show me a woman who is honest and......

...I'll show you a woman who says what's on her mind.

Show me a man who knows how his woman thinks...

....and I'll show you one confused man.

Show me a woman who knows how to control her man and...

I'll show you Lilith's dungeon.

Show me a woman who prizes her thoughts and I'll show you....

a very independent woman

show me all the sexy pixie's ladies in one room

And I'll show you many Pixies males wanting to get into that room.

Show me a Pixies man who hasn't seen all the lovely Pixies ladies and I'll show you.....

a total fool

show me a guy who appreciates true beauty

and I'll show you an artist.



Show me a woman who poses nude for art students...........

and I'll show you a perfect Pixie's canidate.

Show me a woman with long auburn locks.

and I'll show a classic beauty

show me a guy who should be working rather than playing

and I'll show you a guy with a boner & a full in box!


Show me someone afraid of thunderstorms...

and I'll show you someone who needs to be held and reassured.



Show me a man who likes to strip in the Great Outdoors...........

and I'll show you a rock with some irish DNA on it. :D

Show me a scotch on the rocks...

and I'll show you a drunken Scotsman. :D



Show me a man who leaves his DNA outdoors..............

And I'll show you a pixie that wants to see the photo shoot.

Show me a lady that reaches out for what she wants...

and I'll show you a lady with a handfull. ;)



Show me a man who enjoys being grabbed..............

and I'll show you a guy with a lot of ripped clothes.

Show me a lady who likes a good tongue lashing...

and I'll show you woman who sometimes doesn't know if she's cuming or going. :D



Show me a woman who enjoys writing erotic stories............

and I'll show you someone famous for adding fuel to the fire.


Show me a cozy, lit fireplace...

and I'll show you a beautiful setting for making love.



Show me candles and romantic music............

and I'll show you a setting that attempts to hide the scents and sounds of a passionate night from the kids. ha ha


Show me a rainy morning...

...and I'll show you a couple, making love under the skylight.

Show me a man who sends out good thoughts for a friend...

and I'll show you someone that has their priorities straight.


Show me a banana...

and I'll show you a split.

Show me a beautiful woman who loves fast cars.

And I'll show you my pic!!

Show me a puppy dog

And I'll show you a chick magnet.

Show me a woman who sets to please and I'll show you....