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Fortunately, they were all tone-deaf and didn't know they were off-tune.
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Unfortunately, they could tell something was wrong because people were tapping their feet to different rhythms.
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Fortunately, a traveling nude music teacher came to town
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Unfortunately, the traveling nude music teacher was blind and tripped over the tote bag.
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Fortunately for the men she landed in the right position for all of them to have thier way with her
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Unfortunately, the men were still trying to play their harmonicas.
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Fortunately, it wasn't their harmonicas that were having their way with her, rather something more "upright" so to speak.
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unfortunately it wasn't what she thought it was.
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Fortunately she was having so much fun with what was going on, she didn't care what they were using.
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unfortunately it wasn't big enough
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Fortunately the guys from Pixies showed up and she was more than satisfied.
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Unfortunately, she never stayed satisfied very long. No sooner were all the pants pulled up and zipped, and she was ready for more.
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Fortunately she could go all night.
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Unfortunately, even the pixie's guys couldn't.
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Fortunately, she was good at pleasing herself.
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Unfortunately, right at that moment Scooby-Doo and the gang showed up, and the woman lost interest.
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Fortunately, she liked Scooby Doo, so she wasn't mad they showed up.
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Unfortunately, the Creeper showed up right behind them.
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Fortunately, she knew who that was. :confused:
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Unfortunately the Pixies guys were getting horny again and the only one who wanted any was Velma.
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Fortunately, Velma's hot.
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Unfortunately Scoobie was keeping everyone from helping Velma out.
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Fortunately, Velma had a super-sized box of Scooby Snacks ready for such an occasion.
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Unfortunely Shaggy had eaten them all and Scoobie was still on guard preventing Velma from quelling her desires.
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Fortunately, Scrappy Doo (that annoying little sucker) popped in for a visit at that time, and distracted Scooby long enough for Velma to sneak away.
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Unfortunately, she tripped as she tried to sneak away and landed bottoms up, attracting even more Scooby attention.
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Fortunately, when she landed, her skirt flipped up, revealing that she wasn't wearing panties, which attracted *everyone's* attention.
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(OMG...Scooby is my daughter's favorite, and I'll never be able watch it--or Velma--the same way again!)
Unfortunately (for Velma at least), at that moment the Justice League rolled into town, ready to save the group and take them...where the hell were they going? I've already forgotten! :D |
Fortunately Aquaman was there and with amazing speed was behind Velma's upturned ass and taking care of her needs. (And his too, truth be told... ) ;)
(Amazing that Scooby-Doo is involved now... what happened to the Amish village??) :p |
Unfortunately, Wonder Woman, who always had a secret "thing" for Aquaman, got jealous.
(But isn't this fun???) :) |
Fortunately Wonder Woman likes girls too... and since we all KNOW Velma was a lesbian she had no problems with Wonder Woman sliding underneath her and making it a trio.
(She didn't mind the male attention because she was really horny and she left her dildo collection at home...) |
Fortunately, Superman, who always had really hard "thing," was there to satisfy Wonder Woman and deflower ... er ....defuse the situation.
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Wow--a superhero foursome? :D
Unfortunately, the Joker, the Riddler, Lex Luther, and all other bad guys and gals had ganged together, and the Justice League was called away before anything "good" could happen. |
Fortunately, none of those villains are Aquaman's nemesis, so he stayed behind to, uhm, well, stay behind... Velma! :p
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Unfortunately, Velma said "Jinkies" before Aquaman could do anything, meaning she'd found a clue...and the gang disappeared off in search of the next mystery.
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Fortunately none of those villains were Wonder Woman's foes either, so she had stayed behind with Aquaman.
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Unfortunately Aquaman did not bring along the purple seahorse....
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Fortunately he did provide enough lube for all to enjoy them selves.
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Unfortunately, the lube caused an allergic reaction.
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Fortunately the people from the Amish village had seen this reaction and had an ointment to get rid of it.
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