True, but not enough to eat it. ;)

I drink water copiously.

Not as much as I ought to

I should be getting on with some chores

True, oh so true.

I like cleaning the house in my underwear?

True. Just wish I didn't have such nosy neighbors. ;)

I like to write love notes to my sweetie.

True. Including sometimes a flower from the garden.

I like inviting friends over for coffee, tea, and cheese..?

true

I like to visit my sweetie.

false (don't have one anymore) :(

I don't like popcorn.

True.

I don't own a TV.

False

I pay my bills on time.

True.

When I'm lonely I masturbate.

False.

I have music playing almost all of the time.

false

I loved the movie "Blue Max"

False - I have not seen it.

I'm happy with my place in life?

true (although winning the lottery would still be nice :))

I like mushrooms.

true.. I love them

I love teasing

*Definitely* false.

I do like most other veggies, though.

True ... most veggies I do love. Especially when they're really fresh!

I love thongs.

False. Have never gotten used to butt floss. ;)

I have a good memory.

true~~~~~

I am fed up scraping wallpaper!

True, lol! Did it once, will NEVER DO IT AGAIN!

I prefer art to posters on my walls

True, tho' some posters are quite lovely.

I am not into home decorating at all.

false (although it's not the biggest of priorities and I leave most of that to my wife)

I love pizza!

true!

I am planning my school summer holiday survival plan!

False. Our kids are old enough (even the three still at home) that it's more likely they're the ones planning the summer survival plan. :D :D

I want a beer.

False, I already have one ;-).

I wish I was home (clicking heels three times).

false~~~~I am home!!!!!!


I want a nice long vodka with loads of ice!

False. We're getting ready to go out. Then ... :)

I want the temperature to moderate a bit.

OMG, yes! As I told someone earlier, it's 93 degrees here with 196% humidity.


The highlight of my day is checking the mailbox.

true?

im having friend/woman troubles.

Nope, just tell 'em to fuck off if they bug me!

I'm enjoying life while meeting deadlines.

Not many deadlines, but I am having fun. :)

I'm ready for a trip to visit family.

False.

I love my job.

True now that I've retired. :D :D

I love ice cream!

Hmmmm. "Love" is a strong word. How 'bout, " I like ice cream a lot?"

I love the time I have to myself.

True (VERY occasionally, and not recently!!)


I love my Angel!! :heart:

Well, she *is* pretty special. ;)

I'm not sure what I want to be when I grow up.

True

I'm living my dream.

Sorta true. I'm in the big city, doing freelance and the like but I wish I had a better job . . . soon!

I love the heat.

FALSE!! Give me fall!!


I am dating/engaged/married to someone I met because of the Internet.