Round one...oral is fine. But round two is gonna have to have a bonk or two!

During what type of sex do you climax the fastest?

self-induced



Have you ever had sex outdoors in the woods?

Yes, and I ended up with poison ivy on my ass! :eek:

Have you ever had sex in the water? (swimming pool, ocean, etc...)

I have... in the pool at my college. :o

Have you ever had sex in a changing room?

We change in the bedroom ... would that count? :D :D

Have you ever had sex in a park?

County park, state park, national forest, parking lot! :D :D :D

Is there any place you would not have sex?

In prison. :D

Who were you thinking about when you last pleasured yourself?

A fellow Pixie who doesn't get to Pixies much anymore. :D





You?

:hot:

A fellow pixie that does!


When you wake up in the morning, do you find that you're already aroused?

often

Hasn't this game gotten flipped around from it's original intent?

Yes, I think you're right.

Rubber underpants and a red satin teddy.

What should you pack for a weekend in Florida??


hairspray and elevator shoes

Name two things WI doesn't need!

Clams on the half shell.

What's for dinner?


pickled pig's feet

What ever happened to Porky?

69 3/4

What's WI's penis size (in mm)? :p

Tall, dark, and handsome

Good thing I'm American or I'd be offended! ha ha

That's easy... How would you best describe Osuche's stress management program?

Bunny slippers and olive oil.

What items are needed for a comfortable night at home alone under the sun lamp?

Belgians and chocolate.

What I was left with after a night with those sweet European gals?

Chickens and strap ons

What technique did the farmer use to try and reduce the population boom in his flock?

A matter of last resort ...

A matter of last resort is letting the Supreme Court "appoint" the President.



If I were in charge of the entire world for one day I would.......

I would make everyone hug the person to there left

Could you hug a perfect stranger?

I'd have to. The person in charge of the entire world told me to. :D :D

Could you quit your job and still get by?

probably not though I have thought about it a lot....

could you?

Yep. Of course I'm retired and so have that to fall back on. Currently just work a few hours a week.

Do you usually shop for the cheapest or the best?

I try to explore all my options ,rarely buying the most expensive or the cheapest buying the one that best fills my needs.

do you feel the need to own the best of everything?

Flipping again:spin:



a bikini and some olive oil

(next person posts the question that this^^ is the answer to)

If I were a pancake getting over cooked on one side, what would I want to have happen?

Slip the juice to me Bruce.

I believe that should be a question, right DB?

isn't this, answer then ask?

Was that question the answer?

I'm happy now.

Yes I am happy right now.

Is there anything you would to do make yourself happier?

Yes

And you?

isn't there always something.......

whats the coolest place you've ever been?

Probably Jamaica to the Sandals resort for a week.

Are you in a good mood today?

Sure am. Looks like a beautiful day after a great Friday and Saturday.

How about you?

Yep, same here...looks like it'll be a great day to end off the best weekend ever....(even tho in laws are arriving today)

What is the best thing you did this weekend?

Celebrated my wife and my 44th "Meeting Anniversary." (We celebrate the date we met on a blind date. :D)

What plans do you have for this coming week?

I'm just paying bills, updating files, boring, boring stuff!

Are you planning to let loose any time soon?

how do things work around here?:confused:

Hello? Isn't anyone out here in smutland?
I really want to play......