It's amazing to see the lines of people at WalMart buying tickets to watch the opening day of the baseball season on their television sets.

I absolutly do not agree with that statement!

I don't enjoy fairs

Pixies women NEVER turn me on,

NEVER, NEVER, EVER, EVER!

I absolutely hate hate chocolate

Liar!

you bet

I love that it is SNOWING right now. After being 70 4 days ago.

I wish we were getting snow.

i want to dig my winter clothes back out.

I don't want to see bikini's from the various spring breaks, to take my mind off the snow.

I'm hung like a horse! No really...I am!!!

My son didn't just find a job. :)

I'm not pleased to have my daughter homefor her Easter Break.

I'm ecstatic that my husband has to work tomorrow and all weekend.

I had SUCH a great last 2 hours of work today!

I don't have a bad headache right now that i want to decapitate myself :vamp:

I don't think that Eastern should post sort of a "Here's how it works!" thread of pics with her and her new toy. You know, sort of as an educational tool for all of us here at Pixies. :p

I don't like sexual things.

I'm really hoping that my sexual dry spell lasts for another two or three years.

I went to work today.

I sat down to tea with the Easter Bunny today and we discussed egg hiding strategy.

I'm sure glad my car gets 342 miles per gal.

I invented flubber.

It's so warm here the squirrels are shaving their bushy tails.

I collect beaver pelts and sew them into the crotches of my underwear to sort of keep me aroused.


OMG...... where did I come up with that one? :yikes:

I'm thinking I should be turning on the air conditioner.

The Easter Bunny's just been arrested for egging houses.

I've got a Playboy bunny here with me right now and she's about to nibble at my "carrot" that I dipped in orange dye.

I hope no one has a Happy Easter.

I'm dunking Peeps in my coffee and having a jelly bean omelet for breakfast.

I seldom look at the weather channel ... I just leave my fly unzipped and if it shrivels up, I know it's cold. :boink:

That ^^^ doesn't paint quite the mental picture. :roflmao:

I'm not still tired.

I'm doing great with my Joe gone for the next 8 days.

I'm not wishing Tess could be with her Joe right now.

I also don't think ReaperWoman is a great young lady.

I think that Iowaman needs to learn to be a little nicer to the Pixie ladies around here or face a firing squad.

I'm bad to the bone, you may as well go ahead and shoot me now. :p

We don't get along very well, do we?

I hate nice sunny days like today! I DO wish it were less than 40 degrees, though, as that would make it perfect.