I'm a good editer and speller!!!!!

The Cubs look great today.

I wish I had more eyes they could do surgery on.

I could really go for a colonoscopy right about now.

I'm ready for winter.

I like to wear wooden shoes and clog dance around town.

I enjoyed waking up at 4AM.

I hope I can manage to drive my car into the ditch in this beautiful mix of snow and ice when I go to pick up a prescription.

I think the April snow is because of global warming.

I'm 6'5" tall and weigh about 235 lbs. with a body that looks like I'm am a Greek sculpture come to life. Oh yeah, and I've got a beautiful thick head of hair.

WOW! Who would have believed it. Another greek statue just one state away. :)

I didn't see Jack Nicholson on a beach in California back in 1985.

I miss the times I used to spend playing at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington.

I'm thinking I'll just go ahead and cancel my summer trip to California and spend the money I would've spent on marshmallows instead.

Can I have S'MORE of those, too? I want to give up the Iowa Meeting of Pixies (IMP) for those. :)

Oh........ that ^^^ was terrible DB. :roflmao:


I am absolutely repulsed by the video that Aqua linked yesterday in the "What Made You Smile Today?" thread. Marching bands shouldn't ever look like that.

I wish Joe would extend his visit with his family for another week or two.

I slept in a vat of chocolate pudding last night.

:D

That didn't make me smile!

I think I'll go wading in the iced over puddles this morning.

DB and I haven't been pretty invigorated by playing smut games with Tess this morning.

I know I'm laughing now that she's apparently gone.

I wouldn't love to be a Wal Mart greeter in Georgia when Tess comes into the store.

I wouldn't even want to follow her around as she shopped.

I doubt the loss the Cubs had today comes back to bite them in the ass come September. :(

It's in the 40's and raining a bit ... I think it's a perfect day to run to the park.

I had sex with Britney Spears last night and we kept bumping our bald heads together.

Was that before or after I had her go to the grocery store for me?

She did mention something about picking up a gallon of milk as she was leaving.

You know, she forgot the milk! :(

She forgot her underwear here and I'm wearing them right now. :p

I'm glad that at least she didn't have to comb her hair.

I sprayed Axe Body Spray on myself before going to the Iowa Spring football game today and I was jumped by about 50 beautiful college girls when I got into the stadium.

After I found I'd won a local contest worth a few hundred thousand dollars, I decided to donate it to a local charity.

This pastrami sandwich I made is absolutely terrible.

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow.

^^^^Me either!

I don't care much for nudity

I hope Joe calls Tess and says he's staying with his mom for another week.

It did not rain ALL DAY! :(