Day comes all too early when you're really tired.

Tired is how I'd feel if I don't sleep.

Sleep is good for you as long as you wake back up.

Up the creek without a paddle.

Paddle faster!

Faster is not always better, sometimes it's even premature.

Premature ejaculation can ruin a pleasant evening.

Evening is a good time for snuggling.

Snuggling often leads to sex.

Sex is a nice way of spending time together.

Together is the nicest way to do it.

It is best done in the nude, too.

Too much of anything is bad.

Bad can be appealing at times.

Times are a changing.

Changing rooms can be fun places ;)

Places to visit include Paris, Rome, and London.

London Bridge, not to be confused with the Tower Bridge in London, can't be seen in London anymore because it's in Arizona. :)

Arizona borders Mexico.

Mexico is somewhere I'll probably never end up at.

At least you live in a pretty fantastic part of the world.

World War is, if at all possible, something to avoid.

Avoid overeating if you want to stay trim.

Trim all the fat off your food.

Food can be fun.

Fun is what we are after.

After the fun, maybe a nap would be appropriate.

Appropriate dress is required.

Required documents weren't available.

Available no more...I'm taken.

Taken to the beach.

Beach season is just about over.

Over the hills and far away.

Away from the outside world.

World problems affect us all.

All of us have dirty minds.

Minds are a terrible thing to waste.

Waste not, want not.

Not wanting sex is unusual.

Unusual people make the world interesting.