I shot 14 under par yesterday while playing nine holes of golf.

I dinner was great with all the ladies doing table and lap dances for us guys.

The wind is NOT whipping along at 35 - 45 mph! :eek:

I miss our cloudy cold weather.

Headaches just rock. The pain feels so good!!

every member on here is a virgin

I didn't laugh hysterically three or four times while watching "Blades of Glory" this afternoon.

I don't have anything to do today.

I don't have a lot of laundry to do.

I bet IowaMan doesn't watch the Cubs game today.

DB would win lots of money placing that ^^^ bet.

I'm trying to figure how to pick from the dozens of people that want to mow my lawn for free since I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

Tomorrow I'm goig to get all my college work for the rest of the year done. Then I can jet off to that Barbados Pixie Palace I bought with my lottery win.

I'll be waiting in Barbados tomorrow for RW wearing only a smile. :D

I think I'm going to cut my backyard with scissors tomorrow.

I had the contractor add a huge golden dome to the top of my house.

I grew a tail overnight. :yikes:

I am NOT amused by the above 2 statements!

I'm sure glad gasoline is getting back to near $3.00 a gallon. Maybe it'll hit $4.00 by summer.

I am not looking forward to the weekend.

My cars don't need washing.

The rain is lashing the trees which are being buffeted by the gusting wind!

I wore the leprechaun costume at the Notre Dame spring football game yesterday.

:D ^^ no one would have noticed! ^^ :D

I noticed when I watched the game on TV and waved ... :wave: ... but, alas, he didn't wave back :( .

I'm not really tired tonight.

I want winter to return.

I haven't convinced myself that I'm a raving jackass today.

I'm thinking of starting a major rebellion somewhere so I can start getting foreign aid or something.

I had a great time in the ER this afternoon after trying to cut a finger off during the quest to get a slice of colby cheese.

I always liked hospitals with all the nurses coming down and making a fuzz over me ... ripping off my clothes and lusting after my body.

^^^ I don't wish hospitals were like that! ^^^

It was a great idea for me to walk around Wal Mart with a shopping cart while I waited for the 1-hour processing of my photos to be completed. :yikes:

I hope you didn't have the same problem I always run into ... the young ladies working there coming up and giving me hugs and kisses while I"m shopping.

Yes, I too suffer from being a Babe Magnet!

I don't wish that my vacation would start right this very second and go on for about the next 200 months.

I sure hope all this rain has helped the weeds in my yard to grow.

I sure hope I get a headache from all the noise of the guys working in the house today.

I hope today's not sunny.

I hope the grass in my yard grows alot more, before I get my lawn mower fixed.